Derek Dirckx

Got a Twitter, Where's my paycheck?

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

I haven't been on Twitter in a really long time. Does anyone still live here?

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

If I had to guess? Probably because those people didn't vote for you. But idk

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

A million thanks to @stephen_j_moran for accepting my very first story for publication in the Willesden Herald: New Short Stories 11. I am overjoyed, to say the least

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

Details https://t.co/lJSHfRzGrm

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@hardRtard @philzombie I said the same thing and my white friends got mad at me.

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@philzombie @hardRtard #pluralismisdead

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@philzombie @hardRtard The liberal intelligentsia in Duluth has seen it fit to ban menthols in convenience stores

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

Svenson (a beginning) https://t.co/diGJRYgRQn

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@PaulBunyansNipL Canada is WI w/out cheese

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@philzombie I have nothing to hide. U r all cowards

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

I haven't been on Twitter in a really long time. Does anyone still live here?

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

A really really short story. https://t.co/8MEpsr3pGo

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

For Gwen
In a way, this is a story. It isn't fiction. My Aunt Gwen is going to be missed forever by those of us that knew her. But I think the important thing is that her love will always remain, and that we will always love her. https://t.co/xdqt0LCNSL

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

Pile https://t.co/8sBDmbPiXp

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

One more thing, then I'll leave you all alone for a little while. This is a story I thought of a few weeks ago when I got snow in my shoe. Thanks for reading, really. https://t.co/L4xOJWcQDL

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@TurdFurgesun Thank you for the retweet! Glad you liked it!

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@doobiedoobski2 Thank you! More soon

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

@NewbyNewb16 Thanks dude, seriously. Hopefully, more soon.

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

I don't really like blogs, but I have one. Here's the first ever post. Thanks for reading, really. https://t.co/ck1mUgYYjq

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

Venison, onions, shitake mushrooms, and wild rice cause they Timberwolves are on a winning… https://t.co/cmzeTyfo8C

[Derek Dirckx @TheBearded_Guy]

"Fake News Network TV". A child would probably call it that too https://t.co/x4VgI8uMUi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The rigged Dem Primary, one of the biggest political stories in years, got ZERO coverage on Fake News Network TV last night. Disgraceful!