bathrobespierre

Four Star Horse (Ret.)

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it will be very funny if trump stole a bunch of nuke secrets because they mentioned his uncle. lex luthor stealing cakes level crime brain

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joe biden looking to go down in history as hetero james buchanan

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religious vegans.

seitanists

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if i were a progressive democrat i would simply refuse to vote for any of this war with russia bullshit until the party passes the shit americans actually want like voting rights, social spending, legal weed et c

oh well im sure ww3 will play great in the midterms

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i was one denied care bc a doctor testified that my pain was due to not going to enough parties, and a real cure would be for me to go to comedy shows instead of a specialist

so just a real big go fuck yourselves to the nytimes for publishing this bullshit

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a cover of the "mr bucket" jingle, preformed by bloodhound gang

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"why are so many people so willing to use livestock dewormer?" asks the country where people use fish antibiotics

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liberalism in theory: the maximum benefit of society should go to those with the least

liberalism in practice: there are 8 people each worth more than $100 billion, and 40 million people in slavery, and that's good actually

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had a dream this image lead to legalization

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my dudes,

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dems electoral reform hurts third parties, & their civil rights reform excludes asexuals...

can't wait for their next proposal to be like "the middle class pandemic tax relief act" that will go entirely to the top 1%

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wow im so glad the "nothing will fundamentally change" guy won!

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no man's cy

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a mouse died while building a nest out of my car's cabin air filter and i just

2020

fuck

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record numbers of people tested positive for a plague? wow great time to get 10% off the inflated price of a plywood & "fiber" cancer couch

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not that it was good before, but calling your shitty sales month "black november" has a different vibe in 2020

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what was the last major legislative civil rights victory? title ix?

scotus has delivered every major victory in my lifetime; dems don't fight for our rights, and they didn't fight for the court

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i wanna drink the moon juice

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cool thing about reporting every single news story like it's the end of the world is that "trump vows not to accept election result" has the same energy as "obama put his feet on his desk"