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[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

We picked a bad time to open a chain of beer joints. Looking for a bunch of #BeerCollege-related domain names? Proprietary art? Registered trademark? Let's talk. Hit us on the DM.

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@SnowLionBrewing OUTSTANDING! Who is the artist? 🌵🌹

[Kenny Caraway 🏁 @KingKC_916]

Sources: I’ve been told that the #King ARE NOT willing to part ways with either DeAaron Fox OR Tyrese Haliburton in any potential Ben Simmons trade with the #Sixers

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@taztaylor A beer.

Of course, that's my go-to answer for anything.🍺

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@elonmusk We wear short shorts.

They're such short shorts...

https://t.co/HJSUew6Xsy

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@TheSharkDaymond In one word? Grind.

In three words? Grind, grind, grind.

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@Steve_Perrault @EarthwindM @EarthWindFire PS – Shout out to Wonder Monds, Fair Hooker and Dick Butkus.

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@Steve_Perrault > 5. Earthwind Moreland

Only works if his middle is Danfire. But it isn't.

(Earthwind Moreland's actual, honest-to-gosh middle name is ... "C.")

Correct me if I'm wrong, @EarthwindM.

cc: @EarthWindFire

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@KevINthe406 @yashar You played the Charles Nelson Reilly card. Literally.

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@yashar Whole truckload of meh backin' up goin' beep-beep-beep and dumpin' the meh on your doorstep.

But that's just my opinion when I see it.😑

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@enosarris would you PLEASE get your #SupportBeer website in gear???🍺😎

https://t.co/00PtOIV916

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@montypython > Guess the year!

Ummm ... it's, ummm ... uh ... 2020!

Am I right? Close?🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@nut_history Tony Oliva. Explain to me again why he isn't in the @BaseballHall of Fame.

⚾️ @Twins ⚾️

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@thenatedogg06 @NotJackKemp Okay. I just wondered ... you've been on Twitter for six years. You rarely tweet. Occasional retweets. This must really mean something to you.

(Not that I have billions of followers, or that my stuff means anything. It just seems that this hits home for you.)🍺

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@SFBuzzWorks Seriously, @SFBuzzWorks ... exactly which @NFL games are you showing? It's March. Are they reruns? Is it Madden? Tell me!!!!

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@thenatedogg06 @NotJackKemp (Wondering what the end game is for "Nate.")

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@nut_history Todd Van Poppel. Damn it.

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld Marcus, we're going to pass on this offer and hope that a family or veteran in need who could really use an RV from #CampingWorld as housing gets an opportunity instead.

We're rooting for @MrHumanityGives and #TeamHumanity.

@CampingWorld #RVGiveaway 🍺❤

[🍺 Beer College @TheBeerCollege]

@brewerytravels Oh, hell no.

We haven't even started and my bracket is busted.

Is there a "next group" bracket, like the #NIT but for beer?

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@James_Holzhauer @KenJennings No, not #ImpeachKen.

#ResignKen

Or else we invoke the @Jeopardy 25th Amendment and throw you out.