Errant Kobold

What is to Purpose as Why is to Being and Where is to Time as When is to Space. Don’t ever talk to me or my son again.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

If you’re an organ trio, and you can get a whole room shaking their hinds on Happy Birthday, you’re the kind of band I want to hear.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

This dude at Open Mic is great but his tuning etiquette is so poor that I can only hear the inconsistent semitones between his notes and the unnecessary tension on the strings from him tuning with a capo on.

Ask me what knowing everything about guitar is like.

It sucks.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

What the fuck is this?

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

@amys_tweeter It’s 2019 and I am NOT responsible for my own actions.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

Ugh. About to confront the metaphysics directly if this persists. Need to stop falling for mortal women. #SwanDLC #ErrantKobold #Desolation

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

Watching the saddest episodes of black mirror I can find so I can have an excuse to cry.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

I really feel like the vague sentiment of southern swagger in my personal, venerable vernacular became amplified by simply being in Texas. I’m one natural ‘howdy’ away from going native.

[Proud of my Juggalo Son @DJJibblyD]

Doing America with @TheBenCanton one stop at a time 🇺🇸

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

Like, I will legit round up all of your gods, kick their ethers, and leave them in a box on the side of the road.

Fuck.

Never seek war, always be ready for it.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

@Whiskey_Ben Okay, but, can you see me?

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

@alexkessis No

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

If I die tonight, it’s because a homeless yelled to me ‘yeah, keep walking’ and idk if he started stalking.

#Chaos

S’go.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

My cup runneth over. Time to learn the lesson. Tempus Fugit.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

@amys_tweeter PickItUpPickItUpPickItUp

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

Kobold is throwing out quorum for chaos. Let’s see how long it takes for shit to start catching fire.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

Kobold has attained quorum and I will war with any man or woman or deity who contests my intention.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

I’ve played “chess” with every move in my life since I was old enough to think properly. And while I don’t think I can turn that off entirely, I’m trying to minimize it for just a couple things these days. But right now, I’m crossing all the digits that I made a good one tonight.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

I like to watch the new Star Wars trilogy because I like being disappointed by the things that already disappoint me.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

@amys_tweeter I can’t believe you’d say this to me.

[Errant Kobold @TheBenCanton]

As many lifetimes as it takes.