Kevin Hutcheson

Former lackey. Current existential dread and disc jockey.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Sun-Ray! And Portillo's! I'm supposed to see Black Country, New Road at The Orpheum. I can handle rain, but it's currently 73% thunderstorms right now.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa okay, jeez, I'll hire you to bake me one. please stop twisting my arm.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Literally never a bad era 💜

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa First off, most angles for a webcam are...not great. Second off, your eye is trained to find flaws, even if none exist. Ain't nothing ever been wrong with you in any way, shape, or form.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Did you have a good birthday?

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I'm trying very hard to be patient with my girlfriend needing to unpack many boxes still. I want to make my house our home, but I need a new lay of the land.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I can cry in therapy. I'm a pro. I would literally explode if I also had to sweat.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I think a shift is coming. That whole TikTok trend of girls shaped like an air pod feels like a change in conversation.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I could destroy my future eating pints of that today.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Someone from my corporate office in Texas was recently suggested as someone on Instagram. My phone hasn't heard her name in full. She could have searched for me, but that's so unlikely that it isn't even a possibility. Creepy shit.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa What's your go-to method?

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Did you ever visit St Marks National Wildlife Refuge when you were up here?

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I believe in you

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa Not enough Overwatch, I imagine.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa The expectations of others is never your responsibility. Those people should be meeting you as you are today. Otherwise, those aren't your people.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa I didn't understand this but I'm proud of you

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

@ellaeIIa If you need a change, switch off daylight savings.

[Kevin Hutcheson @TheBestCaptainK]

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