TheBestDavy

I do writer guy stuff. Actually, it's a funny story. This one time I -- holy...WHAT'S THAT??! ((Points over your shoulder, runs away when you turn to look))

[TheBestDavy @TheBestDavy]

Just spent 15 minutes talking to my legit kee-razy neighbor. #Antisocial Davy wanted to leave, but #writer Davy knew he had to stay.

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@davidlubar Absolutely!

[Ramble @GolfRamble]

Every year, we're forced to do the 'could a random guy beat an LPGA pro' so I will again remind everyone that Michelle Wie played a PGA Tour event at 14, and beat three of the Top 25 in the world. She was a child and she beat Adam Scott who would win the Players two months later.

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@BetspertsGolf Top notch. Thanks!

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@BetspertsGolf Hi! Are the ownership projections missing from the DFS optimizer this week, or am I looking in the wrong place?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Frankly I'm starting to think this guy isn't on the up-and-up.

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@NoahGarfinkel Apparently this happened all the time between Swayze and Snipes on the set of To Wong Foo, mostly about who had the nicest legs and looked best in a dress.

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@JonesOnTheNBA @RyNoonan HOW DARE THEY REPORT THINGS THAT HAPPENED

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Looks like @thorku has been having some fun at Nickelodeon Universe

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Hell yeah, man. Plenty of other Koreas out there to unite with. Get out there and have fun.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Teachers deserve living wages.

Robbinsdale teachers have been working without a contract for over 300 days.

The district must get serious and treat our teachers with the dignity and respect they deserve.

I was proud to stand with them in their fight for a fair contract. ✊🏽

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Trump didn’t recover from bankruptcy.

He got rescued.

— Early ’90s: drowning in $3.4B debt
Casinos collapsing. Assets seized

— At the same time:
Russian capital floods into Western real estate

— Trump properties allow
anonymous, all-cash buyers

— Buyers and partners tied to
Russian organized crime

— His model shifts:
Stop building → Start selling the name

Funded by foreign money.

U.S. banks cut him off.
Russian money didn’t.

That’s not a coincidence.

That’s leverage.

[TheBestDavy @TheBestDavy]

@Slate Elon looks the worst? You couldn't be farther from the truth if you're looking at the courtroom sketches - the artist must be a fan, because they uber-airbrushed away all of his Quasimodo-like resemblances.

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@NFLosophy Yeah, but my guy will be fine

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@KylePorterNS Tiger Moods*

*It's Tiger Woods with a curly mustache

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@FtblSickness I think Thieneman to the Vikings might be more common than Mendoza at One.

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

Journalism is not a crime.

[TheBestDavy @TheBestDavy]

@thorku @Vikings Thor! At least say please.

[TheBestDavy @TheBestDavy]

@RBaroff427 Accurate to within +/- 100 yards.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[TheBestDavy @TheBestDavy]

@SophWalks Need an "all of the above" option.