Elinor

Mainly just a human woman.

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

Hello @NatWindscreens, can you please ask your Bham branch to call me? I’ve rung 3 times over last 10 days and always told that they can’t take the call but someone will call me back. They haven’t.

Our windscreen was incorrectly fitted in Nov and has been leaking since then...

[Agnes @ThatAgnes]

As someone who a) immediately cries when I see someone else sobbing and b) cannot bear injustice, I didn't deal with that elimination too well. #scd #strictly

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina Omg I call him Biscuit Boy and nobody ever knows who I mean! Love u! 😁

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

A girl trying save the planet, is called a spoilt brat by a man who punched someone for getting his food wrong : /

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@JonnieLovepole My life is several years shorter now, but it was well worth it 😊

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@Belle38DS @willsingforgin I’ve heard those silicone pads make a difference, but not sure botox would as it’s not caused by muscle movement? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@willsingforgin @Belle38DS Like this? Because for £6.99 I’m tempted...

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@Belle38DS I mean, can you actually pay to have the removed? Asking for me and my giant bazongas.

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina @IwasGobby @willsingforgin @emmacantrell_ @LizzieBonito Oohhh yey! Yeah, Twitter friends (twits?) are pretty great 😊

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina Did you get the black ones? I ended up getting the size smaller on my second batch as they were too generous! Dodgy batch? So sad! Write/email/tweet them with a pic and stats, their customers service has always been great.

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina I’m Snag all the way, gutted you didn’t like them!

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@ThatAgnes Oh I love a boob! So excited! (For a brief moment I thought it might have been Baywatch, then I remembered who had designed it 😉)

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@SarahHamstera @BiteYourBrum Esme’s in Kings Heath is decent, and there’s a cafe in the JQ (24 carrot cafe?) that opens 2 Saturday evenings a month and does Carribean nights and that’s LUSH.

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@AnaOpp I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I know I don’t have any time. 😳

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina Oh I have it now. Been at a wedding with no phone reception! 😱

[Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones]

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...

https://t.co/btDekWXpoV

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@halinalinalina What have I missed???

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@SexpotsPod Martin Clunes 😳

[Elinor @TheBestElinor]

@ThatAgnes Well you definitely knew morw than me! And I thought I was so current...

[Agnes @ThatAgnes]

Imagine caring half as much about children being shot in their classrooms as Americans do about a piece of polyester?