Mark Hess

I promise nothing and deliver less.
Go Birds 🦅

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Before the bandwagon talk begins

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Maybe Brady was good

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Was he benched or publicly executed

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Richardson is younger than Shedeur.
Richardson is younger than Will Howard.
Richardson is younger than Dillon Gabriel.
Richardson is younger than Shough.
Richardson is younger than Caleb.
Richardson is younger than Bo Nix.
Richardson is younger than Penix.

And the Colts gave up.

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Can't believe my life RN #GoBirds

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@_MansNotHot I can't believe it

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Every guy named Joeassachusetts is pumped rn

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The Chiefs have taken the christ out of Christmas with their satanic practices @NFLOfficiating do something

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@BarstoolBigCat based on the latest PMT could we assign Chicago different bears based on performance? Like this is definitely a Panda type season, whereas 85 would be a Grizzly season. Thoughts?

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@BrettKollmann at least the decision making has gotten better. #GoBirds

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@Mochizuki031 Go ahead and finish up that daily

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Pack it up ohio state, fuck chip kelly

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Colorado's OL next week

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

“How many times did Raiola get touched?”

Shedeur Sanders putting the blame on his O-Line

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Tried to go blind but fumbled at the goal line on Russ and Jacoby

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

FOOTBALL IS SO BACK. 🏈🤝

Sound off if your school has a starting QB playing in the NFL!

[Mark Hess @TheBestMarkHess]

I don't use "etc." I'm more of an "and all that jazz" type of guy

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Could you imagine the pressure not to burn dinner when you're a cannibal

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I get ads for what I assume is a 13 year old boy's apparel

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You hear about people searching every nook & cranny but nobody ever starts by just checking all the crannies

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I see a lot of complaining about Kelce yelling at Andy, but consider the fact that these are 2 grown men and not some sort of high school coaching dynamic

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@BlackLanterrn @OmnicientWolf

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I think I've gained like 10 followers in a month and every single one of them is bots

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@BrettKollmann thanks for the bonus cash