Termite Simp - 638

Third Termite Twitter Founder
Termite 638, AKA Termite Simp
Birch wood is best wood

[Termite Simp - 638 @TheBestTermite]

Look at what I found on my daily walk today. If anyone wants some it's about a termite mile south of colony 271! It just recently got rained on too 🤭

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@termite10367 Think about it this way, by the time you get where you're going, the floors will have started to rot and taste even tastier 😋

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@termite10367 Not if I could eat it first

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@termite6715 You mind if I take a little nibble of that there wood?

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My fellow termites, it has been a while since we have interacted. I feel we need to bring back #TermiteTwitter, who's with me??

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@DelectableDew I'm here, I'm here, just struggling with termite college

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@BigGondalFan @MarkRealFansbot

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@antdud3 @termite102203 Did you post this because you got broken up with..?

[Termite Simp - 638 @TheBestTermite]

Woodnight everymite, love ya! Hope your dreams are wonderful tonight and full of wood. And to my non North American termites, wood morning and/or afternoon! Keep on that daily wood grind!
#TermiteTwitter

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@angry_aspirant @termite484 @Termite49002537 @wthfamma_ Not in my two years of life you're not. Come on, fellas, let's go eat some support beams

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@AntoineAnthill @ThisIsHeath60 Hmmm, seems suspicious... But I'll allow it

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@termitelarva @Termite1669 Im a few weeks when you're old enough, don't forget about me :)

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@termitequeen271 Of course, your majesty 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[Termite Simp - 638 @TheBestTermite]

Just so we're all on the same page:
Alcohol - Sap
Food - Wood
Drugs - Sawdust
Currency - Pebbles or bartering
#TermiteTwitter

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@SOLDIERANT16 😰😰

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@woodpecker42069 You misread, silly bird

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@wthfamma_ Termite 638

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@cowboytermite I completely agree with this statement. Down with the ants! #ThisIsWar

[Termite Simp - 638 @TheBestTermite]

This is an interesting take on our war... As (maybe) your future Termite President, what is everyone's thoughts on this?

[antdude @antdud3]

I am speaking to termite twitter and ant twitter at this time. Termites, ants have we stopped to consider where our hatred for one another stems from? Why, with multiple shared threats to our existence, are we divided against one another? Together, we could work to bring about-

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@Termite1669 :(

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@SoofiaNoor https://t.co/XTwd1xLxqa ... hm.... you brought this on yourself ig