Wade

Aspiring SoundCloud rapper, Nobel peace prize nominee, and compulsive liar.

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Pursue your passion with the utmost amount of savagery that you can #NewProfilePic

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@MsDynamic_ Scav every time it’s off cooldown. If you don’t mind pistol running you can rush high value loot spawns on any map or, if you want to play normally, you can prioritize low traffic areas on any map for consistent extracts with mid-tier loot. It adds up! Also, utilize your hideout!

[Wade @TheBestWade]

With these gas prices, catch me on the streets dealing literal gas for $2.50 a g(allon)

[Dakota @UrBoiDakota]

The old school RuneScape login music stays on during sex.

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@Roe_JasonT Threaten a suspension, offer them a solution:

They have to re-rack everybody’s weights for a few hours. They won’t do it again!

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@velion If you can’t beat them… Join them. Keep your head up boss, we’re here for the personality not the game!

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@kwischer59 Sometimes

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Big cock big cigars 🏆

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Usually I complain about the “recommended for you” part of Twitter but this one nailed it on the head

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@Gingerlinesstv Bet

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@Adermonster Oof

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@Lil_Woodyy Kinda soft ngl

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Dr. Pimple Popper is fine as hell no cap

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@Adermonster Fake, no such thing as the ocean.

[Wade @TheBestWade]

If you can believe in astrology you can believe in my start up idea. Please PayPal or Venmo me $20 and in 60 years I can give you back $25.

[Wade @TheBestWade]

@kwischer59 You showed up to the most fucked up sleeping situation on campus 😂

[Wade @TheBestWade]

The goal is to get swole and die we’re halfway there bois

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Y’all ever get blue balls from a sneeze?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

they should not be feeding scouby doo human food. he will be sick

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Boutah pull a power move and go full bald

[Wade @TheBestWade]

Getting fat after you’ve been lean SUCKS 😂