Beth Truax Armstrong

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Do you ever just want to cry into a Hot Pocket?

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@juanathancaron @vanessabayer @nbcsnl Yes!! Exactly!!!

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Did anyone else feel like last night’s bachelor episode was an #SNL skit? With Cecily Strong playing Queen Victoria and @vanessabayer playing dildo girl? #Bachelor @nbcsnl

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@NACADA webinar cat. Loved the USI virtual orientation webinar! #nacadar9 #nacada

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@SouthwestAir Thank you!

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@SouthwestAir I can no longer find direct flights from SJC to ELP? Is this no longer being offered? How do I find out?

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@jessrenbash His mom predicted that one.

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Hey @kfc wasn’t the popcorn chicken in the Cheeto Lovers Box supposed to be Cheeto popcorn chicken? @ChesterCheetah

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@ElizabethHW12 Hi we haven’t talked in forever but I want to tell about this opportunity!

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Today my yoga teacher used Old Town Road in the playlist for class. And she wasn’t being funny.

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This is how happy I want you with a hair cut, @BoArmstrong. 😂😂😂

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@craiglonas Was the movie good?!

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@craiglonas But why is pikachu sad?

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After finding myself reading the instruction manual on the French side I decided it was time for more coffee.

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Currently cooking vegetable scraps on my patio. Not sure if my #Kentucky roots have ever shown this brightly.

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The scene where Andy helps Tom invest in the Snake Hole Lounge makes me tear up all the time. “So you are telling me that all you need is a thousand dollars to do your dreams? Then I want you to have it.” 😭😭😭 #parksandrec

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@nalgene None for the narrow mouth? That’s our jam. Thanks!

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It’s time for some new Nalgenes around the Armstrong house. Before I buy any I’ve got to know if you all plan to drop any new colors soon, @nalgene. (We own so many of the current colors already.)

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I just feel like Ariana Grande’s hair must really hurt all the time.

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Great British Baking Show host Noel was Old Greg. I can’t unseen it now.

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@rnlanders @BoArmstrong @AndrewCollmus Weeks in advance I told Bo he needed to work from home the Monday after the conference. Yesterday he was thankful for my suggestion. 😂