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[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

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Dear Reader, All I Want is You
https://t.co/7uOixFGXhP

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https://t.co/FefejP5KZZ

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https://t.co/uKAoqCc5Co

[Smillew (certified liar) @Smillew_Rahcuef]

"Could you tell your dog to stop pulling my leg, please? It's the second time this week," said the postman, thunder in his voice. "I'm telling you. If he keeps doing it, I'll come with my tear-away stripper pants next time, and you won't like the view."
#furiousfiction

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@Smillew_Rahcuef Did you submit that story?

For context for those lazy bums:

Story requirements (see link):
- Your story’s first sentence must be a question. (See more details below.)
- Your story must include something being pulled.
- Your story must include the words POST, TEAR and THUNDER.

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@Smillew_Rahcuef Bad timing!

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@Smillew_Rahcuef HAHA!

"Hey Fido, keep the good work, I wanna see that!"

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@LaneSieran Outlines may work for some but could be paralyzing for others.

I never do but some my story's sections are out of whack. Which can be fixed when editing, shifting paragraphs. Some remain out of whack :)

Agreed, no need to pretend.

Cheers!

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

https://t.co/uKAoqCc5Co

[Sylvain V Paquette ⚜ @zyx_psilon]

@TheBichoDoMato Shoottss - another "Member-only story" on Medium▫️Com pay/per/view/racket method to draw readers online.
Ça continue à me tomber sur les nerfs, ces t*bar*na** de capitalistes tricheur des valeurs réelles d'un produit intellectuel.
Alors salut, j'ai un ▶️vrai◀️ bouquin à lire.

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@Smillew_Rahcuef LOL.

I think the joke fell flat. I was pretending to be completely lost on Medium thinking I was on https://t.co/lfcMcg5in1

Did I just explain a bad joke?

Reuuuuuuben, don't unleash the dogs, please!

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

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Fik!....
What is this layout change again?
I hate when Medium does this.
Where are my freaking bookmarks?
My drafts?
Why no more clap button?
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS???
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[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@zyx_psilon Bon, ma blague était pas assez claire... J'étais tellement MIA dernièremement que dans ce tweet, je prétends que je pense être sur https://t.co/lfcMcg5in1 (predu le mec) alors que je suis sur Twitter.

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@zyx_psilon C'est quoi le bouquin?

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Read the French version if you want to remain pure.
https://t.co/vrkKru2mr9

[BichoDoMato @TheBichoDoMato]

@zyx_psilon Sylvain! Désolé! "Food for thought" :)

Ce lien devrait marcher: https://t.co/aQ785rkCjQ

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@Smillew_Rahcuef .
Give me money and you can teach me all you want.
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I need a Python mentor for an ambitious newbie by the way.