BadboyJosh

Follow God 👍🏽

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo

This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you.

Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity.

You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation.

For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter.

It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes.

People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes.

Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you.

Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain.

If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest.

We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs.

It will not be well with you.

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Which other entertainment una want wey we never give una 😂😂😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This month wants to use debit alert to kill me. The previous months would tear ACL.

But I'm looking at the brighter side. My dad used to say, "be thankful for dirty plates, it is only because there was food to eat that the plates are dirty." I dread the debits but I'm thankful regardless because na who get money for account dey get debit alert.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Have you people seen this?

Students who went to take their NECO exams got abducted from the exam hall?

This happened in Borno and I hope it gets the same media outrage as Oyo's.

This is unfortunate.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

Ghana also had a Fulani herdsmen problem until they banned open grazing btw.
It just took one executive order.

But sure, let us “play politics” our way into terror and famine.
It’s only a matter of time.

[BadboyJosh @TheBigJosh23]

This government dey use children lives play politics bro💔

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[BadboyJosh @TheBigJosh23]

@boy_director Who no go muzz for this kind haircut 😂😂😭

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

Again, retweet for the whole world to see

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Reported demands made by the terrorists who kidnapped children and teachers in Oyo state:

1. ₦1 billion to be paid into an account in the Benin Republic.
2. Release of terrorists currently held in Agodi and Abolongo Prisons.
3. Two Hilux vehicles.
4. Amendment of Oyo State laws to enforce and introduce sharia law.

For those of you who continue to make excuses for terrorists, who refer to terrorists as your brothers and who applaud this lunatic government when they release these barbaric murderers back into society, please be aware that you will eventually be ruined by this same satanic ideology you endorse.

[Samuel @SamuelIse3]

It won't cost you zero Naira, please retweet massively.💔💔

[Big Cass @Johnade_bigi]

Party won startttttt

Be there 🫵🏾

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One day I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, take a bath, dress nicely, eat good food, step out of my house, and go buy a car.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

link up wey go change my life, olohun gbewa 🤲🏾

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

The most terrifying detail about Noah's Ark isn't the size of the flood. It is the design of the boat. If you look closely at the blueprints God gave Noah in Genesis 6, He was extremely specific. He gave the exact length, width, and height. He specified the type of wood and the pitch to seal it. But God left out one crucial component: no steering wheel, no sail, and no engine.

Think about how scary that is. Noah built a massive vessel to survive a global storm, but he had zero control over it or where it went. He couldn't steer away from rocks, turn into the waves, or aim for dry land. He was completely at the mercy of the water. The Ark was designed for floating, not navigation. Noah's job was to be the passenger, not the captain. God was the Captain.

This is your life right now. You are trying to put a steering wheel on a situation that God wants you to simply float on and allow Him to lead and take control.
This blessed me. I hope it blesses you too. 🙏🏾

[SHANK COMICS🌝 @Obacruze]

Please be kind to the next person. Genuinely, be kind. You don’t know what the next person is going through. Bro. To be kind is free.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“In life, no matter the effort you put into something, if it doesn’t yield results, it is nullified. Results either justify or nullify effort.”

— Layi Wasabi. 👏🏽

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Death could not hold You, the veil tore before You
You silenced the boast of sin and grave
The heavens are roaring the praise of Your glory
For You are raised to life again

You have no rival, You have no equal
Now and forever, God, You reign
Yours is the Kingdom, Yours is the glory
Yours is the Name above all names

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it.

I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things.

Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit.

Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially.

Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t.

So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it.

Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them.

This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it.

A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival.

That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it.

Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life.

God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.