ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸

just another burnt-out, time-wasting, chronically sleepy 20 something. also a perfectionist who needs constant academic validation or I’ll die. so thats too bad

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@squirtstain That catch 22 here is that truly cool men are not intimidated by and actively pursue cool women. Only uncool men would be content in a relationship with a woman who is less cool than him, feeding into the parodox of uncoolness

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@X sorry I’m late, it took me 45 minutes to respond to a Spotify Survey. I have a lot of ideas

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

Everywhere I turn it’s “gut health” this, “stomach biome” that. Unless it lets me take ibuprofen on an empty stomach, I just don’t care

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

My life is very low conflict at the moment. Might contest a medical bill just to feel something.

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@myfriendcallie Real “skirt tucked into underwear” vibe

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@theboimerch7 @_Gnarsenic Should be cellar temp or a few degrees warmer (55-65 Fahrenheit)

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@patricia_melt No😔

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

Me(rational): I bring value to a group bc I am always finding creative and efficient ways to do things that other people don’t think of!
Also me(insane): so help me God if u interfere with my ice cube system I will burn this house to the ground. No I’ve never told u how it works

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

My headphones are so old that they aren't Bluetooth compatible, so if you see me wearing them around, all wireless like, it's me signally that I don't want to talk to you

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

The absolute best moments of ADHD are when the hyperfocus is working overtime and then suddenly- Stop Everything- you simply must take 20 minutes to craft a joke comparing One Direction to T.S. Eliot and send it to your friend at 5:30 in the morning

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

My drive to procrastinate is so indomitable that I have been watching randomly generated slideshows on my Photos app for the last 45 minutes

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

"Work all night, party all day"
- me, writing a paper until 6 in the morning so that I can go to a birthday party at a trampoline park later

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

Just had to Google if it was ok to wish my grandma a “happy” Easter after absolutely humiliating myself on Yom Kippur

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

If we’re hanging out and you think my music is weird, just know that was me doing my best to play something you might like. It gets weirder

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

Regulating my own mood is a full time job and I don’t even get benefits

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

The lid popped off my coffee and fell into the dirt and when I bent down to pick it up, my phone fell out of my pocket AND my sunglasses fell off my face AND I poured coffee all over both items. This all happened in the the span of like, 2.5 seconds. Yes, there were witnesses

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@MichaelWarbur17 His vision realized

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@elizamclamb Weirdly enough it’s usually “yep!” To signify that yes, this stall is occupied or “nope!” To signify that no, they may not come in

[ella 🌿🐢🪴🐸 @TheBigRedNasty]

@pinkjackieb @dog_rates