Billy Long

"grown in the swamps of Jersey..." Musician. Writer. Actor. Quixotic Fool. Arts, Scotch, & word enthusiast. Exclusively playing @TRXCymbals & @DarkHorseDrums

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

2,000,000 registered voters in Iowa. 3,000,000 eligible.
≈680,000 registered Republicans + independents who could declare to caucus.
Just over 110,000 turned up.
In 2016, it was around 180,000

We complain about our representation in government but don't participate.

[Unckle Sam @JazzLand__]

@ScottJenningsKY Scott if this is in fact the case and he is innocent of everything, then why oh why would he call it a hoax? Why would he drag his feet releasing everything? And , why would he move Maxwell to that cushy place in Texas??? Make this make sense man!!!!!

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@ScottJenningsKY A citation or two would help... (crickets...)

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@RepOgles Is your fetish getting stepped on? Because these comments are *chefs kiss*

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@SecRubio You're merely the dead-eyed husk of a has-been.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@KatieMiller Yours is to defend a pedophile fraudster, sooo... maybe cool your lop-sided tits.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@KatieMiller Whatever it is wrong with you...it's no little thing.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@JDVance The fact that your position is that is a negative, considering your foreign-born check-writers.... you are hilariously useless

[Just Joe @Just__Joe_]

@SecScottBessent Hi Scott. You do realize that absolutely no one believes any jobs numbers this administration puts out, don't you? Why not just say you added 1 billion jobs and make it even funnier?

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@RepTiffany Defy Illegal orders, you hypogonadistic scrotum sack

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@DHSgov The infamous moocher alien who somehow buys all of the things. To whatever high school aged unfuckable incel is running this account-your lobotomy was successful. Congratulations.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@RepDonaldsPress Literally not calling for anything of the sort... the projection with your party is wild.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@PressSec If you had a soul, you'd have been squirming since you started defending your rapist boss.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@LindseyGrahamSC The example is ICE. While not military, that is what executing unlawful orders looks like. Don't be such a dolt, girl.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@JDVance Now do October. I won't spoil the ending, but it's not awesome.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@RpsAgainstTrump Grandma needs a new filter

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

@WhiteHouse Biden administration averaged 336k jobs per month but congratulations, I guess.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@WhiteHouse That almost makes up for the 150K you guys lost in October.

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@DHSgov the only "aliens" you have the guts to go after are teachers and mothers and grandparents and injured day laborers.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

Dear @FBIDDBongino @dbongino

Kindly sit your corrupt ass down.

You have no room nor breath to talk about corruption when the Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump has violated numerous Constitutional laws and federal laws, not to mention, international laws.

Instead of not tolerating "public corruption," why don't you start with not tolerating White House corruption!!

[Billy Long @TheBillyLong]

@DanCrenshawTX Have another drinky-poo.