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do unto others before they do unto you

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@PrimeeIceman Probably makes the most sense aswell considering he’s taken on big jobs.

The least risky appointment.

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Was so obviously going to be Nagelsmann.

Conte is legit the opposite of want INEOS want.

Howe makes 0 sense considering Ashworth wanted him & they sacked him after 3 months

Hurzeler is the meticulous/brave decision but you know we don’t operate like that.

Whatever anyways.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🇩🇪 - JUST IN:

Julian Nagelsmann is expected to be a LEADING CANDIDATE for the Manchester United job if the club decide to sack Michael Carrick.

Nagelsmann would LIKE the role if the change happens.

[@JBurtTelegraph]

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@Abahle32 At this point who even cares.

All the options are different hair follicles from the same ass.

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@rt567a Conte jus looking for a easy payout, he ain’t seriously tryna do nuffin here. United looks good on the CV aswell.

Good thing is a lot of contracts expire next summer so there’s that to look forward to.

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‘Nargoolsman’ when #8 ignores his pressing trap instructions for the 17th time

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@fournine800 Probably but will still be 2 late.

Man waited till job was basically over to make the decision that needed making weeks ago.

Doesn’t have the balls to be the manager regardless unfortunately.

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Bournemouth on Sunday.

This based off the assumption that certain players are still unavailable btw.

Time to start getting MDL x Yoro partnership brewing

Zirkzee x Mbeumo two man step in pre-season was the best football I’ve seen this season, run it back.

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@adzvii 6 months of consistency is all I ask for with this institution

Genuinely not arsed who we bring & if Xaarick gets sacked or not. Will jus be a 2 month manager bounce dopamine then back to reality.

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Tried positivity gimmick & they ended my love for football

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Chin up.

This season was never about winning the PL or CL, we got carried away. It’s about NOT dropping off from last season.

Our squads in a better place gradually but surely.

Let’s secure UCL spot B2B, then 2027 after the defensive overhaul…

#21 🏆

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@Utdjay__ 2 goals & 1 assist on our skulls

Can’t ask for more.

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That Nico Paz audition

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 NICO PAZ SCORES THE BRACE VS MAN UNITED!

2 GOALS + 1 ASSIST.

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@UtdDmillz Those contract expiries next summer are blessing cos ik we would’ve tried forcing extensions

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‘Nargoolsman’ when #8 ignores his pressing trap instructions for the 17th time

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@Junefeelsgoods Ngga enjoying life whilst our club is in the trenches

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@UtdDmillz I hate telling good ppl bad news💔

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@Letstalkfootie1 We deserve this eye cleanse im afraid.

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@AJDeniro He’s overtaken Palmclizzy in the list.

2028 ting tho.

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@ZekeFooty Icl it was a no for that price.

Leipzig wanted nuts money.

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@TrulyMo12

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@KaiXeets Tbf we signed Cunha when he just turned 26.

Paz climbing up the table on my list of Bruno replacements tho

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@Abahle32

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Just clocked Amad got the assist

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Zirkzee instant impact off the bench against Sabah, Spurs & Como now

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@utdbeanss Makes me laugh when ppl say sell him.

& replace him with WHO?

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Amad in this United team.

[Mo @MoUTD11]

Amad Diallo today:

- 45 minutes
- 43 touches
- 1 Assist
- 19/22 accurate passes (86%)
- 2 chances created
- 1 big chance created
- 2/3 shots on target
- 5 successful dribbles
- 7 ground duels won
- 1 aerial duel won (100%)

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@REALEST_007 He deserves it tbh.

0 accountability

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He saw Lisandro speak up last week & decided he wanted to grow some hair on his balls & is now doing the same.

Certain ex-midfielders would’ve NEVER thrown staff under the bus despite them being mistreated & labelled as a “lazy” & “a virus”

Sad to see.

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the #MUFC staff here

"It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence.

On whether he is saying Michael Carrick got his tactics wrong: "That's on the manager and staff to see, not me. Sometimes you have to be more brave under pressure, take the risk of pressing high and making them uncomfortable. As you saw with them [Como], the centre-back was coming to mark me in my own half. We need to do that as a team but we were unable to.

"A team that plays through the middle with small connections, if you give them too much time and space then they can hurt you out wide."