Seth Crowe

Comedian, Actor, Writer.

[Seth Crowe @TheBirdyWord]

Dude is so racist he can only root for teams the same color as he is.

Orange. Orange. Orange.

#trump #govols #texas

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"Birds of a feather- recognize mass surveillance as authoritarianism"

#flockcameras @TheoVon @joerogan

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If we don't find a way to believe in each-other again oppression and isolation will only increase.
The richest men in the world are racing to build Ai robots.
The future looks bleak for human relationships.
The only tangible evidence you aren't alone in the universe. @billmaher

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@MrBeast 3,467,606

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@JerrySeinfeld
People often ask me if i'm Jewish.
I just say my mother made me this way.

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@Fat_Electrician This is where goon culture has taken us.

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@Acyn This has to be the most meta form of gas lighting in the history of man kind.

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They should make condoms for thoughts.

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It’s January 6th. Y’all wanna storm the capitol?

#January6

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Venezuela I hardly know her…

#Venezuela

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The moment is long.
The past is short.
There is no future.

#poetry

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To the girl in the skeleton costume.

“Ozempic?”

#HappyHalloween

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Kansas City Swifts won tonight.

#kansascity

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What a bleak ending.
#WhiteLotus

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@LeadingReport Don’t they know she tarnished a long time ago.

#America

[J @Jayecane]

You need $9,000 ?

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@Jayecane Yuh bruh

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Does apple not know it’s streaming a show that’s a direct critique of its own culture.

#severance #Apple

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@musk_news13 The strip club in my hometown gives them out instead of ones.

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There needs to be incentives to have children because right now it’s not smart to have children.

@elonmusk