TheBitterRetailB🚫tch

Aussie Checkout Chick who’s way too old to be working in f⛔️cking Retail. #fuckoffbarbara #dearcustomer

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C: ‘I don’t know how to use my card’

I don’t fucking know how to use your credit card either Barbara how do you survive in the wild

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

“Yeah I bought a second hand coffee machine. The guy said he bought it from you and I’ve got a receipt number. Can you tell me how old it is?”

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

First customer of the day

Grilling me because iZombie hasn’t got an Aussie release date.

“Uhh is the customer comes second is that right?!”

DUDE ASK THE PRODUCTION COMPANY

IN AMERICA

FUCK I JUST PUT SHIT THROUGH A REGISTER THESE DAYS MATE

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

#dearcustomer #retaillife

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@ilove_retail It makes me so happy to discover these rare gems

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Customer taps card

Pulls phone out, checks emails, plans mortgage, asks long lost cousin Deborah if she has a Facebook now..

Then looks up expectantly like I am wasting their time.

Me: “Yeah um.. you just need to .. enter your pin?”

Repeat 1200 times a day.

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

“Hi. I’m looking for an album by.. Tom? John? Waters? Waite? Wates? I don’t know.. it’s new it’s got a brown cover I saw it on that panel show this morning, the one that’s on every day?”

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Look Baz, you can’t fit a 64” TV in your shitty fucking Corolla hatchback. Yes we’ve ruined your Christmas. No we don’t fucking care. I hope you choke on a toothpick. Fucking FOLD it for all I care GTFO my face.

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

@whosurmanager @thebitterbaris1 @christelbuckin1 Guys, this is clearly a joke account. About a fucking Brenda. Guys. STAHPIT.

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Boxing Day is over and I didn’t cry once.

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@Tiffany92280059 @ilove_retail I JUST VENTED TO THE WRONG PERSON I AM SORRY TIFFANY ITS BOXING DAY I AM TIRED

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

@Tiffany92280059 @ilove_retail What my FUCKING FAMILY LOOK LIKE TIFFANY. I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SLEPT WITHOUT NEWRLY CRYING FROM THE PAIN IN MY ANKLES KNEES BACK AND NECK. FUCK YOUR OPINION TIFFANY NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOU ABSOLUTE GARBAGE FIRE OF A HUMAN BEING

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

@Tiffany92280059 @ilove_retail Spider veins at 25, impending scoliosis and plantar fasciitis all from a shit paying job and NOT?! Need a space somewhere to vent. If we vented like this to customers there’d be nobody to sell you your stupid arse consumer products every fucking public holiday. I don’t remember

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Happy Retirement Garbo! ❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Garbo. In February, she’s retiring from her work as a community therapy pup after over 10 years of letting kids read to her whenever they liked. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

I just had a man physically push me out of the way of the counter line because I was 'pushing in line'

M8

I work here.
#BoxingDaysale #boxingday #restinpeaceme

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Brenda can’t access her online gift voucher - in her own email - but she’s going to call the store to raise hell. Merry Christmas you mole, I hope you get sunburn.

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

First customer of the day.

“IVE BEEN ON HOLD FOR TEN MINUTES!”

“Sorry.. we’ve only been open for five?”

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Trying to keep a straight face when a customer buys a giant stack of absolute shit music. Get some fucking taste Brandon. Every Vance Joy album doesn’t make you deep and meaningful.

[TheBitterRetailB🚫tch @TheBitterRetai1]

Barry, if you’re returning an item that is cheaper than the new item you’re buying, you will have to pay more. I don’t control the pricing, and no I’m not going to do a straight swap for a completely different, more expensive DVD. It’s a $10 difference.
Sure take it up with HO.