The department was closed on Tuesday🥺
We may not have gotten the ending we imagined, but the delulu was DELULUING! Keivo was gone, the show is ending, but these Chemistry Department memories are permanent🥺💙💜
#Bluethophia#Keivo
Credit #BBNaija
Yubells shippers were the happiest people on the street yesterday.
Bells with a skincare brand, and Yusuf as an ambassador for a skincare brand... no wonder dem dey glow together! ✨
I was still scrolling through my TL o, when I saw an innocent tweet by BIG KELV:
"God, the Barbies you gave us on this BBN street tho! From Thick Barbie to Barbie Dangerous."
That was how one user, Adaeze replied:
"I'm a Barbie girl ❌
I'm a Barbie cow ✅ 🐄"
Jehova 😂😭
Another user, Fulla replied with a "😒😒" emoji.
That was how BIG KELV discovered her username was Barbie ox. As BIG KELV fired her, she immediately changed her name from "Barbie ox to TheblessedMai"! 😂😂 Cheeky girl.
We were about to go to sleep because of the cold when Beauty Tukura made a tweet with pictures attached:
"Not me finding out I’m 🤰🏽 from y’all. 😂🦋"
Are you people kidding me?! And I had already bought Pampers!
That was how BIG KELV asked o:
"Who come get belle?"
Beauty Tukura replied:
"Abeg tell me when you know. 🙏"
Shame on BBN detectives! 😭😭
Keivo's Ghanaian fans brought heat to the TL when they showered him with mouth-watering gifts—a true reward for hard work! 🙏
Thank you, Ghana! I will be visiting soon! 🇬🇭
We were about to call it a night when Neche posted a video on her Snap with her man, IKUKU.*he eyes of the gods)
We were "aww-ing" over the video until Goddessa fans came out from nowhere! 😭
One user said:
"Her useless fans were denying him 😂😂😂😂 Such a clout chaser. She posted and deleted! 🤭😂😂😂"
Another one said:
"'But you are always the one that shouts for me' 📌." Dem dey deep things for this street o!
Another one said:
"All that 'independent luxury babe' packaging in the house just to step out and reveal Kuture’s twin brother? No wonder she kept him hidden until the leaks forced her hand."
Kuture self collect stray bullet! 😭
Omo, I had to say goodbye to BBN Twitter o, because Shalewa put on some sexy lingerie I got her for her birthday last year...
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Summary of what happened on #BBNaija street yesterday:
On a good Tuesday morning, God decided to bless us with rain.
What was happening? Rain to relieve the El Niño heat?
That was when I realized what had just happened, because this couldn't be real! Even the weather forecast didn't see this rain coming.
Lo and behold, Spartacus had just killed Theokoles—the Bringer of Rain had conquered the Shadow of Death!
I went outside in my Gucci pants to bathe in the rain.
Just as I was about to post an update on X that it was raining over here, I slipped and slid all the way from Lagos to BarbieLand! 😭
The only things I had on me were my phone, my X account, and 5GB of MTN data. (Thank God MTN get service here o!)🥲
BarbieLand was hot because a lot was happening over there.
I sha went to see what was trending on X in BarbieLand.
Omo, no be small thing dey happen o!
One user Barbie dangerous:A very dangerous Barbie,made a post:
"The full video of the pics that imbecile is using to drag me. They said I am ugly oh chim 😭😭😭😭" and attached the video alongside the screenshot they had posted of her.
(That was how BarbieLand welcomed me with open arms 😭) 🔥🔥
One user, Anita, replied:
"You actually look like Nomy, no wonder you stan her… two imbeciles 😪"
Another user, Debs, replied:
"Do you have herpes?"
Omo, na so dem dey do for BarbieLand? These people here are Babylonians o! 😭
Another user said: "I am sorry, but you're actually ugly despite all these filters, omo!!!"
I thought it had ended there o.
Debs came back again, this time with a bazooka! 😭
She said: "See how teeth full your mouth, you can’t even close it, yet you have the effrontery to troll other housemates. Wayɛ woti sɛ opoku 🤭🐟" (Omo, I need a Babylonian to help me translate that last statement. I came from a small city called Lagos o, I no understand dem language 😭)
It was hours later I discovered they even watch BBNaija in BarbieLand, and Barbie Dangerous is a Nomy fan.
Omo, na so I go restaurant order one BARBECUE fish with cold Guinness to enjoy the gist.
One Nomy fan, Ruth, told their Dangerous Barbie to delete the video:
"Please delete this, you’re bringing shame and disgrace to our fave Nomy and Nomynation." 😂😂
Temi Nkem fans, Goddessa fans, and Sheba fans were all having a blast with the whole drags, and everyone was enjoying the cruise.
I was happily enjoying all the gist until the waiter brought my bill for the barbecue fish I ordered: ₦21,000 naira! 😭
Omo, na Wolfpack get that restaurant mhen, fuck!
Luckily for me, I escaped and caught a bus back to Lagos.
Only to see "CONGRATULATIONS BELLS" on a big billboard.
Ah, wetin my baby do wey dem dey congratulate her?
My emotions skyrocketed when I saw the good news: "THE BELLS SKIN AND CO" Coming Soon! 😭😭 Get in joor!!!
I was so excited that I didn't even realize when I tweeted:
"I will be buying for my ex-girlfriend, my 2nd wife, and my first wife. Oh, and my current girlfriend too. 😊"
Na under bridge I take dey type this thing so, because my fiancée kicked me out of our house in this cold, under this rain. 😭
Thank God Shalewa took me in with open arms, and her bed was even cozy... (I won't complete this story).
When I woke up to Lunch in bed from my beautiful friend Shalewa, I decided to take my bread and tea and scroll through Twitter.
Wetin be this wey I dey see so? 😂😂
Temi Nkem and Aikou? Dem dey do love video together ke? 😂
One user, sophievibes posted the video with the caption:
"So cute 😂❤️ Should I? 😏😂"
All these shippers and shipping self!
Na so one user Whitney replied: "Biology department 😂😂"
But the video was cute sha.
I said let me keep scrolling down the TL, when I saw "CONGRATULATIONS YUSUF" trending too.
Wetin dey happen again? I saw the good news: YUSUF is now a brand ambassador for E45 Skincare. burst my brain!!!
Thread Cont'd👇🏽
#BBNaija
Yubells shippers were the happiest people on the street yesterday.
Bells with a skincare brand, and Yusuf as an ambassador for a skincare brand... no wonder dem dey glow together! ✨
I was still scrolling through my TL o, when I saw an innocent tweet by BIG KELV:
"God, the Barbies you gave us on this BBN street tho! From Thick Barbie to Barbie Dangerous."
That was how one user, Adaeze replied:
"I'm a Barbie girl ❌
I'm a Barbie cow ✅ 🐄"
Jehova 😂😭
Another user, Fulla replied with a "😒😒" emoji.
That was how BIG KELV discovered her username was Barbie ox. As BIG KELV fired her, she immediately changed her name from "Barbie ox to TheblessedMai"! 😂😂 Cheeky girl.
We were about to go to sleep because of the cold when Beauty Tukura made a tweet with pictures attached:
"Not me finding out I’m 🤰🏽 from y’all. 😂🦋"
Are you people kidding me?! And I had already bought Pampers!
That was how BIG KELV asked o:
"Who come get belle?"
Beauty Tukura replied:
"Abeg tell me when you know. 🙏"
Shame on BBN detectives! 😭😭
Keivo's Ghanaian fans brought heat to the TL when they showered him with mouth-watering gifts—a true reward for hard work! 🙏
Thank you, Ghana! I will be visiting soon! 🇬🇭
We were about to call it a night when Neche posted a video on her Snap with her man, IKUKU.*he eyes of the gods)
We were "aww-ing" over the video until Goddessa fans came out from nowhere! 😭
One user said:
"Her useless fans were denying him 😂😂😂😂 Such a clout chaser. She posted and deleted! 🤭😂😂😂"
Another one said:
"'But you are always the one that shouts for me' 📌." Dem dey deep things for this street o!
Another one said:
"All that 'independent luxury babe' packaging in the house just to step out and reveal Kuture’s twin brother? No wonder she kept him hidden until the leaks forced her hand."
Kuture self collect stray bullet! 😭
Omo, I had to say goodbye to BBN Twitter o, because Shalewa put on some sexy lingerie I got her for her birthday last year...
🔞Akdjdoageyeisvdjabdhsodvsisvdaudowjfbskdbaks...dieirhreory4uwkdbdnsbdtatatata🔞😩😫
Follow for more Gists with BIG KE..............LV
I'm cuming guysss later ✌🏽
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