Amanda

I am a closet idealist. I know that logic and facts trump all, but like to think that blind optimism could win in a fight.

[Emilie Kathleen @skiestheyblink]

@hulu bring back the old layout. this new one is garbage and is making me want to cancel my subscription.

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Him: You don't have to womansplain it to me.
Me: I don't know what you mean?
Him: You know, it's like mansplai...
Me:
Him:
Me: mmmhmmm

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Endless coffee is the best part about working in a hospital. Some will tell you it is saving lives, but it's all-day judgement-free coffee.

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

For someone who talks so much smack during the week, I get ridiculously nervous during every game. Just me? #CowboysNation

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

If you think someone looks good: Tell him or her. If you think they looked better yesterday: Hold it in.

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

I would "bring it in" for a hug, but I just can't handle smelling like you all day. Can I interest you in a firm handshake?

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Is there a polite way to refuse a hug?

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Gotta say: heated toilet seats may not be my favorite part about Japan so far...but it does rank in the top 10.

[Tecia Pennington @TeciaTorres]

UFC Fight Week 2016 ❤️ Thank you to everyone. It was a pleasure seeing familiar faces and new ones. Xoxo #teamtiny

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

So this division is kind of a mess. #UFC200

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Nice job Sage. I guess writing "I will not tap" 1000 times on the chalkboard paid off. #UFC200

[Matthew Charlton @MDCharlton]

Good times meeting @Cowboycerrone today. Just as cool as you'd imagine.

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Did Claudia just say 'the belt is important, but I'm still a better person'? #TUF23Finale

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Congrats, @stipemiocicufc ! You are a world champ.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mavericks bounce back from their Game 1 loss, evening the series in OKC, 85-84.

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

I have wasted countless days and stir sticks without this information... #lifehack

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

Me: I have a meeting and I want to look like...(strikes a pose) BAM.
Work Bae: You do look like bam.
Me: ...
Me: Bam is good, right?

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

@myfanwish thanks for a great price on great seats to a great game. Dirk, thank you for greatness in general.

[Tommy Toe Hold @TommyToeHold]

I legit have no idea how to even right now. #UFC194

[Amanda @TheBlondeEnigma]

AAAAAND STIIIIIll... My boy. Classy post interview. #chrisweidman