Nathan

collector of generally useless knowledge

[Nathan @TheBlountTruth]

Quoth the passive aggressive raven, "never mind."

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Guilty of crimes, Trump’s:
- personal lawyer
- campaign manager
- deputy campaign manager
- national security advisor
- campaign foreign policy advisor

Charged with crimes, Trump’s:
- first congressional endorser
- second congressional endorser
- other campaign manager

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

Charlie Brown announces that Lucy has assured him that the football absolutely, positively, will not be pulled away this time.

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Mizumizu-kun, the king of water, visits a ship.

[Jeff Yang 🫶 FOLLOW ME @ORIGINALSPIN ON THREADS/IG @originalspin]

If films made by and starring people of color are consistently “exceeding expectations,” maybe the problem is in the “expectations”

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Prediction: Republicans will be totally okay with the President of the United States calling a woman a dog.

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

Only the Los Angeles Dodgers and New York Yankees have a higher attendance total than the St. Louis Cardinals.

Population:

New York City: 8,622,698
Los Angeles: 3,976,622
St. Louis: 308,826

Incredible.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

elon musk’s full name is elongated musketeer

[// @StacyMartini]

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[wormhole gurl🪱 @wormhole_etc]

Before u pick up that $80 cheaply screenprinted target wall art that millions of other people have hangin in their home too... consider buying art from A REAL ARTIST!!!! it costs the same, sometimes cheaper, and you support an actual PERSON instead of a corporation 💗

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

👏 THEY 👏 ARE 👏 LITERALLY 👏 NAZIS 👏 WITH 👏 NAZI 👏 TATTOOS 👏

[Nathan @TheBlountTruth]

@DrakeDetwiler White tuna sashimi/nagiri is the BEST. Simple, tasty & refreshing

[Nathan @TheBlountTruth]

@amgarrettphoto @theaaronschilb

[Nathan @TheBlountTruth]

@amgarrettphoto thoughts on macaroni salad?

[Carissa Byrne Hessick @CBHessick]

Hi Everyone:

Just a quick reminder that in-person debates are a terrible way to test the merits of ideas.

All they test is the verbal agility and rhetorical style of their participants.

Signed,
A Very Successful College Debator

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Medicare for all: “Too expensive!”

Infrastructure: “Too expensive!”

Good schools: “Too expensive!”

Job training: “Too expensive!”

A living wage: “Too expensive!”

A whole new branch of the military but set in space, where no one lives:

“Oh yeah, we can afford that!”