The Only Wun

3x Spaces Award winner! 🏆🏆🏆

[The Only Wun @TheBlueGuy904]

The thoughts, views and opinions expressed on this account are for entertainment purposes only. These tweets are not serious.

[JBTV Community @JBTVCommunity]

When Queenz Flip connected the dots in real time 😂😂😂😂😂

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Monta Ellis says the Warriors would’ve had the same success if he replaced Steph Curry on their championship teams. 👀

“If you switched me and Steph out with the team that won the championships, it'd be the same thing.”

(Via @espn / h/t @Fullcourtpass )

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Chris Hansen is quoted as saying that he slept like a baby after the one guy they went after killed himself

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith01]

true story of how retired Michigan couple discovered a mathematical loophole in a lottery..

🎥: Jerry & Marge Go Large

[GRINTHAL @iamgrinthal]

A cena épica em que Wolverine mata acidentalmente a Vampira, fazendo com que ela absorva seu poder de regeneração e consiga se recuperar em X-Men: O Filme. CINEMA!

[Fam @fammetaX]

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BIGGEST CASH PILE IN AMERICA FINALLY STARTS SPENDING, RIGHT?

[ؘ @m3yfield]

someone in the comments said “cus it was the birth of her career not the death of it” FACTS

[el✮ @lovesdeano]

i can’t get over how she sounds exactly like the studio version if not better

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Trump: 'A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever.'

Reporter: 'They aren't saying that.'

I'm DEAD. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Open Note Grappling 📝 @OpenNoteGrapple]

quillan salkilld demonstrating why you need to control the secondary leg to finish leg locks at the highest level

[tre @losingmytop]

I hate when you can tell that the woman in the DoorDash couple be getting beat on

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Remember that if they are:
Bigger than you = roids
Richer than you = daddy's money
Smarter than you = nerds
Look better = gay
Never stop the cope

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I legit haven’t heard this joke in over 10 years, and it still got me at end.

[Cutie PaTootie @DefiniteDelight]

She’s so childish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾

[Ronnie Van Zant @Ronnie_Van_Zant]

“One of my best friends is black”

The black friend in question:

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

“I took two different souls. Same clothes. same pole.”

You got it my nigga. 😂

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

being aware of the content creation process takes the immersion out of watching content creators bc i know she set that tripod first, hugged him, let him go, he waited, moved the tripod to the hallway, she hugged him again, let him go, moved it to the bedroom, he waited, she-

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake gave Jordyn Lucas a Birkin bag and $25,000, gifted Lena The Plug $25,000 and an exclusive trip to New Zealand, and even bought a house for the mother of a goth girl he met 🎁

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

Showed my little brother Spider-Man (2002) for the first time and he said MJ was chopped