Chet Bluffkin

3x US Senator, Former NFL HC, Astronaut, Husband, Father, Holy Leader, Sexual Advisor to Bovine Joni

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@jonnycollage Gotta swing by the ole Burger Fuhrer for lunch

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@RobertInIowa @HuskGuys Rent free. Iowa’s annual Super Bowl

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@TheFaithSheriff @RNGingy @theburntpeanut This guy has way too much school shooter energy for a middle age man. He DOES have the neck beard incel energy down tho.

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@KodiakBroncos Broncos fanbase are the dumbest idiots on the planet I swear.

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@AllbrightNFL PLEEEEEASE TRIGG. He’s my Harold Fannin of this draft, underrated and so good with the ball in his hands.

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@Mike_Carmellini “Problem with Paton”? lol what a joke. Helped turn around the franchise and he’s a problem, ok

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@timmcewen11 He’s very clearly speaking out against war and in favor for peace, you know, like Jesus would. Condemning war and violence isn’t attacking Trump. Some “Christ followers” need to remember that Jesus died for their sins, not Trump.

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@eth54649 @JakedChinatown You’re actively engaging in a thread about/including these “low IQ individuals”. You’re too far gone and that’s embarrassing.

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@TheFaithSheriff Why does your peanut look like an anime girl peanut wearing a fake mustache? Are you trans? Good for you opening your mind!

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@TheFaithSheriff Yeah, the bad guys never get away with it, right?

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@TheFaithSheriff @theburntpeanut This is like a guy who plays guitar at a coffee shop on Tuesday nights being mad that Metallica won’t take his calls.

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@TheFaithSheriff @Deadlydill @theburntpeanut Enjoy hell, fake peanut!

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@JerryKline1 @Brett_McMurphy @On3 It’s YOUR fault your kids don’t love you, Jerry. That and the abusive alcoholism.

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@CurrentEvent689 @NWSOmaha Thanks, god.

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@joshtweeterson He continues a cycle of complaining for more money, getting more money, saying we can compete for anyone, then transfer bargain shopping, and underwhelming on the field. He’s been given plenty enough as is

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@TheFaithSheriff How many Muslim children to I need to condemn to hell to get an invite?

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@TheGiantsBurner @NFL_Researcher And? The last one was 2011 and they have 3 winning seasons since, being an absolute laughingstock for most of them. And you act like you had Jesus at QB and still went 4-13.

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@TheGiantsBurner @NFL_Researcher Bragging about an L is ultimate poverty franchise behavior. Hurts to see

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@Thatguyray12 lol

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@Thatguyray12 @CollegeFBPortal lol no they are not. Long snappers don’t have taped up braced wrists like linemen, as you need wrist flexibility. As someone who played football, both as a lineman and a snapper, wouldn’t work. Nice try though