Handsome Jack

What do you mean I'm not Handsome Jack? I /AM/ Handsome Jack.

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero That stroked his ego just enough. "Well nyawww, boss. You're damn right for picking a great actor to portray you"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@PH4S3SH1FT "C'mon, smile cupcake. We're not all bad"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero "U-Uh, Thank you Sir" He breathed. "I guess I thought that you thought we were disposable"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@MadCerealWife "Would you believe me if I told you a stool wasn't the only thing with 3 legs in this room?"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero "Wh-...Wh" When nothing came out of the gun he exhaled a sigh of relief. "H-Heh... I get it..." He said softly.

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero Yeah the New-U would bring him back. But who knew if the CEO had taken him out. +

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero The Double had thrown up his hands in self defense. He thought his boss was going to shoot him, +

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@MadCerealWife A sly grin warped across his face as he wiggled his eyebrows. "Well, I guess I could make that exception"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@MadCerealWife "How about Yes?"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@MadCerealWife "How about you com'ere and keep my lap from gettin' lonely?"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero His mismatched eyes peered down at the item the boss was working on

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@TheGoddamnHero He wasn't lying, Everyone who was anyone at Hyperion wanted to be Handsome Jack. "So, uh... What's got you so distracted?" +

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert "Well, You're really bad at... your face"

Nailed it.

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert "Since when have you been able to sniff Me? Plus, FYI it's Verses by Versace" He tugged on his lapels.

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert just as bad as you need a psychologist appointment"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert "S-See, That's where you're wrong, Cupcake. I /AM/ Handsome Jack, Maybe you need an eye-test +

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

"Or maybe that's asking for too much from ol' Tannis"

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert >> Come again, Sweetheart. This time with a little /less/ crazy

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

@GeniusIntrovert >> Well, That... Something. At least you had /SOMETHING/, Cupcake.

[Handsome Jack @TheBodyDouble]

"Lone~ly! I'm so loneeee~ly. I've got noooo~body ~"