Rod Escobar

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@ESanders_10 thanks for being a fantasy boss this year. Much appreciated

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@pmharper Hey Prime Minister Harper. I'm not sure if you've been nominated yet for ALS ice bucket but I just called your name. Clark Booth

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

Just love @BizNasty2point0 during free agency. Top line forwards are all taking pay cuts for the opportunity to lace'em up with him!

[andre @andre]

Yo @StephenCurry30 LETS GET IT!!!!

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

Anderson Silva's favorite phrase... "This is normal"

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@graham_vigrass big minutes on sportsnet tonight playboy!

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

#STOLLERYDAY

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

Back to back strikeouts on 6 pitches at slopitch tonight... Might be time to retire the glove #egohit

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@RealScottPrice Plus Birdman and Haslem. Those guys don't miss... Birdman in the literal sense.

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@RealScottPrice So frustrating. Turns the ball over... Stands and watches... Then walks back.

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

I'm liking D-Wade less and less every game #lethargic

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

The worst parent to have would be a forensic scientist. You wouldn't get away with anything.

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

A moral victory is a loss to a real competitor.

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

Chuck and Shaq make far too much for their actual on-topic input #stillentertaining

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@MmeByfield ya I am still at Guthrie. But unfortunately I only use twitter to boost my social standing. How you livin?

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

If you didn't find things in the last place you'd look, then you'd still be looking.

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

There's nothing worse than having a shitty poop. #ariel

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

There must be some sort of conspiracy between the regular officials and the replacements. They can't actually be this bad #conspiracytheory

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

I don't know if I can watch NFL anymore. Can someone please explain how that was ruled a catch? #bushleague

[Rod Escobar @TheBody_3]

@RealScottPrice @danielkormos I don't know why you're telling me this. You don't have to be sneaky with me.