Chris Boeskool

I'm like a simile-making machine. I write about a Jesus, Politics, & Bathroom Humor. Addicted to hope, allergic to bullshit. I love my kids. 4w5. He/Him

[Chris Boeskool @TheBoeskool]

Donald Trump is a RA_IST.
a) P
b) C
c) GING NARCISS
d) All of the above

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I just went on Fox News to tell the truth about the redistricting power grab in Texas.

I asked a simple question: “If Republican policies are so popular, why do they need to redraw these maps; why not run on their policies?”

He refused to answer — and cut the interview early.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

Dear MAGA, friends & family.

RFK Jr. wants to immediately stop the development of new drugs for cancer, Alzheimers & other illnesses for eight years.

Hope your family stays healthy.

Is this what you signed up for when you voted?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law.

I would know because I wrote the law.

Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement.

This is what illegal corruption looks like. https://t.co/JJjJ59DgB5

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Donald Trump announces his 10-point plan to rebuild America's school system:

Among his promises is teach patriotism, bring back 'school prayer, and fire teachers who disagree.

This is how our freedom ends.

[kailyn wynn 🐈‍⬛ @kailynsremains]

if you voted for this man, know that i hate you and want nothing to do with you 😊

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Breaking: Trump has announced that he's appointing Tom Homan as his border Czar.

For all of you Latinos for Trump that were worried that you'd be separated from your families, fear not. He says you will deported too.

[RockGod @TheHoustonWade]

Nick Fuentes pooped his pants.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Hey Trump voters.

Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday.

Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.

[chloe🪽 @tatelessi]

wow you’re so ugly

[olivia ⭐️ @livmaredith]

This is why you all might not see me on Elon’s X moving forward.

Disturbing, alarming behavior with no repercussions.

[Chris Boeskool @TheBoeskool]

A week before the election, he simulated a blow job on a microphone… And 81% of white evangelicals still voted for him.

But these are the same people who weren't bothered by audio of him bragging about "grabbing 'em by the pussy," so it's not THAT surprising.

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

I didn’t try to pants the ref when I didn’t like the call.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

[BK @TBKReturns]

Just the worst fucking people man

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[໊ @buffys]

imagine seeing your r*pist become president, lose, get exposed for what he did, then still become president again.