Bonk Monkey

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Somehow 70 million people silently bobbing their oversized heads while watching this

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Great to see progress in the minors. Hope you add to it over the next couple months. Let’s actually contend in 28 or 29. Humm Baby! @SFGiantsFans @SFGiantsMuse @NBCSGiants @SFGiants

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Patiently waiting for 7 hours of football #nflredzone @ScottHanson

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@facebook hey you dumb fucks…. You are allowing someone who is not my wife to sale on Facebook. Yesterday someone showed up at her work. Unacceptable. @BBBTriCounties @Consumerprotect

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@facebook @Meta @fbsecurity …. My wife’s Facebook account was hacked and all recovery options have failed and if anything played to the hacker’s advantage. I know you don’t give a shit about anything beyond money and power but what can we do to restore her account and identity?

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@SFGiants @SFGiants I would be grateful if you would end the ridiculous clear backpack ban, have our organist learn a song from this century (another thing the dodgers own us on) and you I guess draft and develop players, specifically offense. Have a great offseason. #FtD

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Getting ahead of the overused Twitter post if the week… would you be mine, could you be mine, won’t you be my Naybors @ringer @bryancurtis

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@GrantBrisbee Not tracking… over last calendar year he has a 4.7 era and most blown saves in Majors. Question is what took so long for the “most analytical front office” in baseball

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@ThompsonScribe Please no. Great run but time to move on. Love Klay and wish him the best

[CurryMuse @Curry_Muse]

THIS WAS NOT CALLED A FOUL ON STEPH CURRY 🤓

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

If being woke means I support the @USWNT then sign me up. Republican Party.. you can do better and it goes way beyond this clown.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump blames Biden for US soccer team’s loss.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp still not repaired. I know no one reads this and I know you don’t care, but it makes me feel better to type this out with my pruny fingers. Your company will never get another dollar from my family #usuck. @bbb_us better business… you all monitor your tweets?

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Was just informed that it will be another 2 weeks until the next update. @WhirlpoolCorp @Lowes - Can I return this item? I am definitely not a satisfied with the product and service. Haven't even complained about the water damage caused by the faulty seal. @bbb_us @USCPSC

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp - You should send these tips to people with functioning dishwashers. At least you responded, so tip of the hat for that. @Lowes - What about my return? Policy exception?? @bbb_us @USCPSC @Oprah @TomCruise

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Was just informed that it will be another 2 weeks until the next update. @WhirlpoolCorp @Lowes - Can I return this item? I am definitely not a satisfied with the product and service. Haven't even complained about the water damage caused by the faulty seal. @bbb_us @USCPSC

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

Was just informed that it will be another 2 weeks until the next update. @WhirlpoolCorp @Lowes - Can I return this item? I am definitely not a satisfied with the product and service. Haven't even complained about the water damage caused by the faulty seal. @bbb_us @USCPSC

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp Thank you for the response @WhirlpoolCorp . I will DM you. However, I did want to share this ridiculous email I got from @Lowes. 2 months in to a broken dishwasher and trying to milk me for a couple extra dollars. You are all good at selling the warranty, just not fulfilling it.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp Thank you for the response @WhirlpoolCorp . I will DM you. However, I did want to share this ridiculous email I got from @Lowes. 2 months in to a broken dishwasher and trying to milk me for a couple extra dollars. You are all good at selling the warranty, just not fulfilling it.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@Lowes - I will offer you my broken dishwasher back to you for a full refund. Then you can decide whether you want the extended warranty.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp Thank you for the response @WhirlpoolCorp . I will DM you. However, I did want to share this ridiculous email I got from @Lowes. 2 months in to a broken dishwasher and trying to milk me for a couple extra dollars. You are all good at selling the warranty, just not fulfilling it.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@WhirlpoolCorp Thank you for the response @WhirlpoolCorp . I will DM you. However, I did want to share this ridiculous email I got from @Lowes. 2 months in to a broken dishwasher and trying to milk me for a couple extra dollars. You are all good at selling the warranty, just not fulfilling it.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@whirlpoolusa @WhirlpoolCorp - Whirlpool - instead of spamming me with extended Memorial day offers, why don't you fix or replace my 6 month old dishwasher that's been inoperable since April.

[Bonk Monkey @TheBonkMonkey]

@maddelucchi Pathetic

[Chris Montano @gswchris]

most disrespected nba star in history