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Pleasantly robust with just a touch of bitterness.

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@ohmylohrd I think you might have it set so people you aren’t following can’t DM you? Can you DM me?

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OH, "It's like Camden (NJ) sex."

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@alexrolfe 9th and South!!

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@alexrolfe so far we've only stood outside w/ cocktails looking scornfully through window reminding ourselves violence is their territory.

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You never think this kind of thing could happen in your neighborhood.

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OH (in reference to Airbnb validating her identity for booking), "they already stole my identity, may as well go on vacation."

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Level, but not OCD level. 😑

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@JustinAion http://t.co/bPSTNiCnYo

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Me: That guy's always drinking and being ridiculous. I wanna be like him.
@beckykceb: You just described yourself.

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OH, "I can't break up with him; I've got three Anthropologie dresses and a half a bottle of Campari at his house."

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@panerabread I believe the word you're looking for is "soup." Unless your stores are doing a scene from Oliver Twist?

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@JustinAion https://t.co/naZdLbOV34

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@shibuyadreams http://t.co/V1jG5eVDkO

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@beckykceb, http://t.co/VTNSWILv9b

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Because obviously "great food and excellent service" = 1 star. No idea why @foodsyoucaneat is always hating on yelp.

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Fixie riding hipsters I can literally see the crack of your bum; maybe invest some of that beard conditioner money in underwear instead.

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Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. #FPAstoryslamjudge cc: @forkspoonknife @FirstPersonArts

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Dealer at the roulette table asked if I was 21, but did not ask anyone else. All of me loves all of her.

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@StepheMP @Mr_StephieMay your hand looks so small in it's shadow.