The Booze Cube

Creator of the world's most popular MTG drinking game. Lawyer. Father. 12 Post aficionado. He/him.

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My current 12 Post list: https://t.co/jtDpmpRdhC

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@DAGToddBlanche @USAttyHabba Bullshit. This administration glorified and pardoned people who literally beat federal law enforcement to death with a fire extinguisher. You are a disgrace to the profession.

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@TheOnlyEsta Wannabe Himmler

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@MattyStudios

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I'm moving to @theboozecube.bsky.social. The only reason I won't be deleting my account is because I'd rather not have bots use my username to sell penis cream or go phishing. This platform is garbage.

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@MaElviraSalazar @TonyHinchcliffe The fuck are you smoking? This rhetoric absolutely reflects GOP values. You don't get to walk away from the vile shit the GOP has been openly spewing since Felon McShittipants rode down a golden escalator and called Mexicans rapists.

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@CubeApril I don't know, but I'm low-key excited for a Costco land that generates food tokens and makes all my spells cheaper.

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@MTGKoby Goddammit. I read that wrong.

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Does Vexing Bauble trigger for copies of a spell? Like replicated Consign to Memory? #mtg

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@MTGKoby That's what I thought. Outstsnding. Maindeck Baubles are looking better and better.

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Yeah, that argument is bullshit. The baby you aborted could also have been a cannabalistic serial killer, could have defrauded millions of people out of their life savings, or could have been a child molester. Maybe your abortion saved the fucking world.

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@golgariguy This. I rarely bother including OG duals unless I'm running at least 4 colors.

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@DailyNoahNews I wouldn't support Trump if he offered to personally clean my bathroom.

I wouldn't support Trump if he brought back Firefly with the original cast.

I wouldn't support Trump if he deposited $100,000 into an offshore bank account in my name.

Fuck that guy.

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@DrHobbesq

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@VorthosMike @Pighway @MissMariapants @HobbesQ @chrisrandel @CubeApril @livingcardsmtg I think I have one

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@TheProxyGuy I disagree.
https://t.co/MByUWqPYMG

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Police have a warrant to search a phone. They "interrogate" Siri to provide AI-generated information about the suspect's "personal context." What it says is hearsay without a human declarant.

So how would you go about getting Siri's statements in? #law https://t.co/WQ68fm9sL6

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THIS IS BRILLIANT! 👏👏

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This wins the internet 🤣https://t.co/yGF4zGkRps

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“An amazing phone call”