人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸

Model Y & Model 3 Peformance owner with FSD.
Continuously waiting for FSD China.
DON'T PANIC.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@Tesla_Asia @mayemusk Tesla without autonomous driving capabilities

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@wholemars That would be the singularity moment for FSD.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@Tsla99T 似乎顽固的悬空物场景还是没解决

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@teslaeurope @Tesla_Asia 什么时候有中国的数据？

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@mayemusk What do you want to say about these Chinese Teslas that can't use FSD?

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@Tesla_Asia A Tesla without FSD is like a GSM mobile telephone - yes, I'm talking about Chinese Teslas.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@butala_aryan I think what's in your video is the standard version of the animation. The Y Performance version will be replaced with the Ludicrous animation later on.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@elonmusk 似乎完全对获得中国FSD的批准没有任何努力呢？

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

Finally here, that sense of ritual that belongs to Performance. https://t.co/3v6MEPxN0j

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

为什么不做成车机开屏动画？@Tesla @elonmusk
听说 Y Performance 是有的

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@Tesla_AI When China? Fire the inefficient Chinese team - they're even a dozen versions behind on software updates.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@wholemars So now you know just how much Ming loves spreading rumors - making up uncertain information as if it were true without even checking it.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

Let's list all the reasons Chinese Tesla owners fantasize about software OTA or FSD being released:
0. The car's infotainment system pops up a WiFi connection prompt
1. The car's infotainment system pops up a privacy notice
2. The owner's manual is updated
3. A bug in the Tesla APP subscription interface
4. The name of the FSD car software is changed
5. The Tesla APP customer service script is changed
6. The Tesla APP is updated
7. Salespeople send out FSD test drive invitations
8. Tesla posts FSD-related tweets on Weibo
9. Predictions from rumor bloggers
Count every single one - there's no logic to it at all.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@ChinaEV_Eng_Lif @zhongwen2005 I raised questions and he blocked me, interesting

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@HXM_196_44 马上财报，继续 delay

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@tomzhu_nz FSD在中国推进的进度这么慢，到底在干什么？

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@cb_doge 我想把这个视频做成wallpaper engine，有没有适合作为电脑壁纸的规格，且动画循环😃

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@SawyerMerritt So do FSD.

[人̸生̸逃̸避̸號̸ @TheBoringShits]

@wholemars We haven't had an OTA update in two months - Tesla's software team in China is a complete mess.