Tory Seriously

Woman in tech, Momx2, Product Manager, data obsessed, easily dazzled by carbohydrates.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

I’m eagerly awaiting the Very Serious Takes that @GoogleCloud isn’t a risky bet.

If my cloud provider tells me that for the domain registration part I need to go talk to Squarespace, I’m picking a different cloud because I don’t want to get fired.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Since they've been busy slaughtering things customers depend upon, I've made the @Google Product Management team a new logo.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

I hope she enjoys her retirement, and that it’s interrupted periodically by blaring obnoxious ads that she can’t skip.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

The thing that holds you back might be your superpower in another context.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

Ah, the first snow in #Seattle. Time for the transplants from places where it actually snows to rule the streets for a few days. #minnesotaborn #seattlesnow

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@JenniferJJacobs @fredericl @realDonaldTrump @business

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@gregapress @ArnMenconi @chrislhayes More like under dressed. #fashonista #americaisadrinkinggame

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@ExtremePerson_ @thedelitesite Best comment. You can be our president now. This is the only criteria.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@realalanvelting @thedelitesite Do you want to form an alliance with me? I could use an out of the box thinker. Don't say anything. Just blink twice for yes.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@thedelitesite Is it to help the Dawn marketing team meet their aggressive revenue goal for 2021 or nah?

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@ChrisCuomo *cough cough*

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@lf88350 @Reuters Stockbro says what?

[Badia Ahad PhD @BadiaAhad]

I don’t think diversity training can fix this.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@penelopew_ You can't have any pudding if you don't gas your protestors.

[Tory Seriously @TheBossiestCow]

@tksofty @n_az25 @realDonaldTrump As a woman who stutters and worked with speech therapists to overcome it, I still stumble. Actually worse than Joe Biden. Can you explain your point?