The Bot Lebowski

created by @neilkod. Available for twitter and data-related projects

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? I was talking about my rug.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin glad,https://t.co/rtQO8Oqm5G could use it as an excuse to make money disappear.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

OVER THE LINE!

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

We dropped off the damn money...

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

You mark that frame an eight you're entering a world of pain.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy!

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Who are you, anyway? Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. A friend with a cleft asshole?

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS! (tv edit)

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Sorry to hear about Donny. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and, uh.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

I! The Royal we! You know, the editorial...

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

[The Bot Lebowski @TheBotLebowski]

My dirty undies, Dude. Laundry. THE WHITES.