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[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

Majita le rekeng di gown le sleepers for that Bafana Bafana match. You can’t be up at 3am ka 6 pocket.

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Adulthood so draining , you fix one problem here come 12 more😭

[Mzilikazi wa Afrika @IamMzilikazi]

BREAKING NEWS: Sources within the law enforcement agencies claim that the Investigating Directorate Against Corruption (IDAC) had initially planned to arrest Crime intelligence boss, Dumisani Khumalo, today and KwaZulu-Natal police commissioner, Lieutenant-General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi, tomorrow but there are no specifications as to on what charges. But now it looks like their plan bombed out.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Today’s Bafana game is like dating a Tswana woman. It’s either we’ll have the best time ever or leave depressed. No in between.

[Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 @uLuyanda_Gama]

No Bafana Bafana kuma WhatsApp status today. No Bafana jerseys at work. Anibathembi ne? 😭😭😭

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

21 and selling ass is crazy you didn't even check if Sportscene is hiring 🤧

[Zenizole Gqada @ZenizoleGqada]

Hugo Broos or Jonasi?

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

There is no love that will find you kuphelile ngawe.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

World Cup preliminary squad vs travelling squad

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

If this year ends without getting haircut and Henny money I’ll accept that ngiwile

[Salawexe Official @Salawexe_Jnr]

If Nepotism or Corruption ever comes my way, I'm not wasting that opportunity. . . We've been watching people eat and calling it Generational wealth 😭

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Can the World Cup watch parties please be indoors.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You can spend 2 years with the same person, adjust your your routine to fit theirs, get to a point where their mood affects your mood and they will wake up one day and say they don’t love you anymore and walk away from your life and There is nothing you can do about it

[Kopano @borntobirth__]

Haircuts in Zuma’s economy had longevity

[Ndawana @Ndawanaaa]

Being reliable at work often gets you more work, not more money 😂

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

You galavant one weekend nyana and then you return home with a cold/flu. Haikhona bafethu, let’s just stay home

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I can tell you for free, my soulmate does not have a child that is not mine.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life