Hal

Former Copywriter. Currently tired. One person's mundane and desperate existence is another person's Technicolor.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

I'll leave this here. You're welcome.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Arrived today. Tonight's listening comes courtesy of @StillCorners. #SlowAir #Vinyl

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Remember. It's not Christmas until Hans hits the floor. #DieHard #Advent

[TrekMovie.com @TrekMovie]

*NEW* Watch: William Shatner’s Captain Kirk Returns In “Unification” Short Film From Roddenberry Archive
#startrek @Archive_X_IO @otoy @williamshatner
https://t.co/coV4dVDyAr

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@lomoon were excellent last night. Banter between songs seemed more subdued, possibly due to the election. But a solid show all round.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Just used the Chorlton Morrisons and tried to drive through the area on a Sunday. That was one of the most stressful experiences of my life.

And I've died. Which is saying something.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

When your Aunt finds some old records in her loft and gives you this original stone cold classic.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@JamesBlunt Obvious but this man needs to change to 'The Artist Formally Known as James Blunt' but you can't say it verbally.

It's pronounced by the sound made from striking a tuning fork against a pylon.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@LASTEXITshirts This film needed James Woods.

Most things need James Woods.

[Hallucinogenic Honey @niluferyanya]

MY METHOD ACTOR IS OUT NOW 🥹 The digital album is now £4.99 and all formats are on my store. I am so grateful to everyone who has already shown so much love for the album and appreciate all of the support 💘

https://t.co/SH3o4o8EcA

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Yeah. This hospital isn't fucking around is it. #manchester

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@AliPlumb Hackers. #HackThePlanet

[Hal @TheBozDog]

This is the really real world. And #TheCrow remake is being panned. I think I'll just stick on the original and bask in Brandon Lee's charisma and moody guitar solos.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Went to the toilet without my phone. Basically, I locked myself in a room with nothing but my own thoughts.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

This amazing album was released August 22nd 1994.

Let that sink in.

It's 30 years old. #Dummy

@Portisheadinfo

[Hal @TheBozDog]

When your friend has had a heart transplant and because of the drugs is hallucinating he met @themichaelowen

It would be rude not to take full advantage of this.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

This donkey. Clearly having an existential crisis at Royal Lancashire Agricultural Show.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Waiting for my car to be sorted and popped into the church café next door. Forgot I was wearing this.....
😬

[Hal @TheBozDog]

Dammit.

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

Rest in peace Donald Sutherland.

He passed away today aged 88.
- Jamie

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@McDonaldsUK you had one job.

[Hal @TheBozDog]

@DrChrisGrocott If you shove it where the sun doesn't shine, you will need disimpaction to clear it. It would be quite impactful.