The Branch 2005

A highly secretive organisation. Are you a member? You wouldn't know if you were... Pump, pump, squirt, apologise

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Do you remember when you joined X? If not, perhaps we wiped your memory….
We do remember ours as we are all knowing. #MyXAnniversary #TheBranch #HighlySecretive #RememberRemember

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Much like the Salivary gland, we are highly secretive.
#thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

It's important to give to charity. Those donations are tax deductable. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

If you truly can't believe it's not butter then you're a fuckwit. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

The world will end when #thebranch sanctions it.

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

We are the whistle in the wind. We are the unseen presence. We are an enigma.
#thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

We don't make audacious claims about how important we are. We don't need to. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

The first rule about #thebranch is that its not fight club so fuck off with your stupid rules. Talk about it if you dare.

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

You can't carry ID if you have no identity. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Member 5 we are following you on twitter. #thebranch #member5

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

At the moment we have five members. Member 5 does not know they are a member. We are a highly secretive organisation. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

The Branch can talk about the Branch, even when in the company of non Branch members. They just can’t admit that they’re Branch members #3 #Secretive

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

We have very strict entry criteria. That pretty much rules you out. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

If a close friend or loved one asks for help don't even hesitate. It may be your test. It may change your life. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Knowledge can be dangerous. Ask yourself "do I need to know?" You probably don't. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

We don't take minutes at our meetings. We can't afford to leave a paper trail. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Exclusivity is the key. It's the foundation of our organisation. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

Don't ask questions. You'll know when you need to know. #thebranch

[The Branch 2005 @TheBranch2005]

If this rocks your world we won't be surprised. #thebranch

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We miss #4. #MIA