Bdscott

Considered to be America's finest Chumbawamba Karaoke-er he/him
Wickershamb

[Bdscott @TheBrandonScott]

Lost my dad today. Here’s a pic (credit to @BWickersham to unearthing it) from over ten years ago and several dumb pairs of shorts ago.

Love you pop.

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@milfwormmom The writer in me wants to point out that this makes almost no sense. But solid effort.

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Someone take Rudy Giuliani’s phone away

[cal? @cal_gif]

just one of those days

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#FF16 #PS5Share, #FINALFANTASYXVI This man is sweeping the ground

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@legallyisisane Check under your seat! You already got it! EVERYONE has got it! You get chlamydia! She gets chlamydia! Everyone gets chlamydia!!

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This hits hard

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Me or the PS5? CHOOSE! CHOOSE NOW. LIVES ARE ON THE LINE.

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@megan_thescript Meee

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@OrangeFreddyG Love you man. Sorry

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@DestinyHarHar In fact after OJ made a run for it, they renamed the Bronco the “Escape”. Because marketing?

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When you put your hand next to your sleeping cat and they briefly wake up and go “Yeah, that’s a better pillow” And lay their little head down on your hand, trapping you? That.

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@legallyisisane Where can we pick up the merch?

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My depression has trapped me on the couch like a sleep paralysis demon who just kinda chills on the ottoman and asks me to turn the subtitles on.

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Manic tweets make me feel at home

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

dishing it out: 😎😎😎
taking it: 🤢🤢🤢

[Bdscott @TheBrandonScott]

If was a multibillionaire I wouldn’t stop at Zuck. I’d demand a dick measuring contest with ever dick-possessing person in the country. Let’s just figure this shit out and do away with social security numbers. What’s your dick rank?

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@itsmariannnna Rooty and Tooty

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Hope I get my security deposit back when I move out of this app.

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Relationships need post game analysis like an NBA game. I need Charles Barkley to tell America why I fucked it up in the second half, and what I need to do to get my season back on track. #breakup

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Broken up with and fired in a 24 hour period. I’m definitely not spiraling

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Girl broke up with me the other day for another guy, but said “I wanted to stay with you because your dick is so good, but his parents are going to help him buy a house”. So thanks a LOT mom and dad.