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CAUTION: Do not look directly at the Brass Box

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Will @theBrassBox get a desk at the new building or will @theBrassBox need to sit on the floor with the software team?

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I think I saw @Joey_G_12 in a news helicopter last night

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@theBrassBox has ordered a full investigation into the Manhattan power outage #too_many_evs_charging_at_once

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Does anybody remember that hit single “She blinded me with Weird Science”, or is it just me?

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Got a little bit of sonic in my step this week

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High winds coming down from Canada tomorrow!

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Free parking on 390 today

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Rumor has it that now baby sea turtles are breaking their teeth on metal straws.

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Due to lack of interest, abandoning my South Pole solo speed attempt.

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Those aren't pillows

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Sitting at the kids table again this year. Turkey done at twooooooooooooo!!!!

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Didn’t vote today, too windy

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If push comes to shove, I'll settle for a used coffin.

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Once again, Halloween is right around the corner. Anyone know where I can get a cheap coffin?

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47-3, are @buffalobills season tickets refundable?

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Did somebody summon @TheBrassBox?

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Suddenly, for reasons unknown to me, I’m spending so much less time feeding unused plastic straws to the sea turtles

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@theBrassBox is thinking of starting a competing Tour de France style race that publicly allows doping. I hear all the good riders are available.

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The Tour de France is already over? Must have been a downhill year.