Macbeth

I'm the bravest and strongest in the land #swag. I am known as the Thane of Glamis. My wife is Lady Macbeth and my best friend is Banquo #bros4life

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

okay Duncan, naming Malcolm prince of Cumberland is a legit motive for me to murder you #annoyed

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I thought the Thane of Cawdor was still alive? #whatisgoingon

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I just sliced Macdonwald from his bellybutton to his mouth #winning

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I mounted Macdonwald's head on our castle walls #salty #sorryimnotsorry

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

@thee_Banquo what are these creatures? #confused

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

Today these 3 weird sisters told me I'll be the new Thane of Cawdor and later become king #mylifeisaverage

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

Ross and Angus just confirmed that the Thane of Cawdor has been sentenced to death and I will get his title #bromoment

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

#thatcreepymoment when the witches' prophecy for you comes true. Next step: king

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I keep thinking about murdering Duncan in order to become king #scarythoughts

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

#thatawkwardmoment when you tweet about killing people and you realize they follow you on twitter...

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I didn't tag him in my tweets about murder so maybe he won't notice... #reassurance

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

Actually i hope nobody reads my murder tweets #inapropro

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

Writing my wife @macbeths_lady a letter about the weird sisters' prophecies #ishouldvejusttextedher #lazytweet

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

@macbeths_lady @greatKingDuncan is chilling at our crib tonight #beprepared

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

@macbeths_lady tomorrow #omgslumberparty!

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

Doubting my previous plans…..#Duncanisagoodking

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

I'm his subject, kinsman, and host. I don't want to be damned to hell either #ReasonsNotToKillDuncan

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

@macbeths_lady the plan is off. This would upset people. #impopular #nottherightthingtodo

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

@macbeths_lady just pulled the "if you love me, you'd do this for me." #annoyingthingsmywifesays

[Macbeth @TheBraveMacbeth]

RT @macbeths_lady "I'd bash a baby's brains out if I promised you I would #beaman"..... #thatsnotnormal #crazywifeproblems