John 7/10 its my name so it's fine
Coster 9/10 actually prefer people calling me by my last name
Jonathan 2/10 just never call me this
Johnny 3/10 I'm not an old man so also never call me this
Cockster 10/10 (only if you're @LoraxDestroyR69)
The Great One 10/10 accurate!
Jack: 7/10 Average enough name but like it’s grand
Butler: 9/10 ah yeah good owl 2nd name i like it
The Pussy Crusher 4000: 1000/10 Very good and an accurate representation of me