Not That Brian

Some say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I believe it is parody! I'm not that guy, I'm funnier.

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Will it be confusing if I ignore Article IV and use the word "literally" a lot when talking about the bible? #amazingleadership

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

The fastest growing churches are ones telling parishioners what they want to hear #amazingchurchgrowth #shallowfaith

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

When expectations are lowered, people like me are appointed as DS and leadership degenerates even further. #leadership #bebetter

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Can all the #nazarenes send me their contact info? I'm checking with the BGS to see if they explicitly endorse every local ministry.

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Sorry I've been away all weekend; I was busy micromanaging Nazarenes and ministries not located on my district. #amazingleadership

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Jesus asked us "If you are without sin, cast a stone at her." So what could I do? I picked up a stone. #amazingleadership #sinlessperfection

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

When people talk about wanting a "safe space," what they most often mean is a place where I can't spy on them. #amazingspy

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

The Enemy will speak in your presence, then go to another room and plot to kill you. Rebuke him and move on. I rebuke you, Brian Powell.

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

No one expects the spanish inquisition!! https://t.co/g3eqGdnbxN

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

NO WHERE in scripture is any sort of sexuality blessed by God outside one man and woman in marriage. Except for kings & patriarchs & others.

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

True story: I played with birds instead of studying about OT high places or about the kenosis of Jesus. I have no clue what I'm talking bout

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Is it heal-grabber or heel-grabber? Screw it, better publish another blogpost without proofreading. Maybe I should take up podcasting...

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

I like to shove meat down people's throats. #amazingmeat #amazingleader

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Spoiler alert - I represent the sanctimonious attitude I blog about! I am the rose between two thorns. I am holier than thou. #amazingleader

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Let's party like it's 1900. Make modesty great again! #amazingtimetravel #backwardsholiness

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Living with progressives hinders healing, but my truth is the source of freedom. #amazingfreedom #amazingtruth

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Genuine love for our neighbor isn't possible unless we first tell our neighbors how sinful they are. #amazinglove

[Not That Brian @TheBrianLPowell]

Not to toot my own horn, but I support women in ministry. Its progressives I can't stand. Who are progressives? Anyone who disagrees with me