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Breaking Bad is #AWESOME!!

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If at first you dont succed, try drinking beer while you do it, youll be amazed of how much less you care

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Your swagg is way more important than your rep Your swagg is who you are; Your rep is just who people think you are

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Keep your heart open to dreams For as long as there's a dream there is hope and as long as there is hope there is joy in living

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So I'm invisible to you now? Oh that's cool. I've always wanted a superpower...

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Talk to the hand and if you have any questions consult my middle finger.

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Sitting in a class and thinking how did this teacher get the job?

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A rejected highfive is one of the biggest insults there is.

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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

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Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.'

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In the shower: 2% Wash Body. 3% Wash Hair. 95% Contemplate Life.

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If I'm not supposed to eat this late why is there a light in my fridge?

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My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

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We all have that one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.

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Adapt yourself to the life you have been given; and truly love the people with whom destiny has surrounded you

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I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Person: "Hola! Como estas?" Spanish Dude: *speaks mad fast Spanish* Person: "Dude Chill. Dora didn't teach me that yet!"

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What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare I smile and when i get tired i put the mirror down.

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That sexy face you make right before you sneeze.

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The harder you fall the higher you can bounce back up