Andre

"Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things."
Army Vet, Aggressively Mid Powerlifter. Just some guy. 🇺🇲🏔🌳

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

"I'm not going there to die.
I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

In high school, I tore my ACL playing soccer and was on crutches for 6 months...and got attacked by a loser while sitting out gym class.

School had a stupid rule about how, in any physical fight, both parties had to be punished equally.

When I pointed out that...obviously...the kid on crutches did not start the fight, the Vice Principal scoffed and asked me why I was daring the Question Authority.

School bureaucracy radicalizes many conservatives because its so obviously stupid, actively harmful, and punishing to the victim.

[EggBlunt @SigmaGooner]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has stated he will be deploying the G Unit for a second time in Iraq saying:

“Sometimes you gotta let some real niggas sort some shit out man”

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

When you don’t want to get involved in another middle eastern war but if you topple Iran you cut off China’s oil supply

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

It turns out you can just "do the thing" and not everything is like GWOT or Ukraine. 🤯

[Huey @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps]

@captive_dreamer

[海 @stcatss]

oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

@MichaelDBrandt 5'8, 240. Love dead hang pull-ups. Hell yeah.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

@Rebels_Raiders @tjmorris_bear @refugemedical I still have my Cannae Sarcina Expedition pack I got from one of the Mystery boxes almost 4 years back. Still my everyday pack for backpacking, trips overseas, work, and life.

Still as good as the day I got it.
Also, the chicken nugget capacity.🤌

[RedDevil 😈 @Snakeeater36]

Shitting on people’s religion who would absolutely feed, cloth and shelter you in your time of need is gonna get you caught with a block.

I’m normally pretty open with back and forth, but taking the opportunity for a crisis to act like some theological scholar immediately makes you someone I have no desire to interact with.

[getawarrant @getawarrant1]

For those who want to understand what’s next, start reading up on the Spanish Civil War.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

@AimbotAimy Man, this was also when Battlefield Veteran was a thing. Between BC2 and BF3, those were the days.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

You start putting hands in my spam, egg, and rice, and you'll see a felony get committed within the next 30 seconds.

[Sidd @nolightupstairs]

@scheminglunatic Rice is meant to be eaten with the hands.

[KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler @MCCCANM]

A tip for civilians:

Do not fucking tell me – or other veterans – what the oath of office means. I weighed it heavily, raised my hand & abided by it, sometimes to my detriment.

I know every word. I repeated it in front of an audience & swore I’d uphold it.

And did. Fuck you.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

@DocStrangelove2 It's not an EBR. It's an ebr.

[WordSmiff @___Wordsmiff___]

Yes I’ve dated women next question.

[Andre @TheBroManChu]

@braxton_mccoy You just want to own a tungsten cube for a paperweight, don't you? This seems oddly self serving..... 😂