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The world, Chico.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Joe Rogan is such a pussy, Theo isn’t crazy, he doesn’t need to chill out, he’s just not a scared bitch like you.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

> Oracle is worth $400 billion

> Its founder is the third richest man on the planet

> Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter

Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Our Israel first, America last pedo president used multiple Tomahawk precision guided missiles to blow up a children’s school in Iran.

Trump has used your tax dollars to murder 180 little girls, let that sink in.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

This you dipshit?

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.

[Mallory @MalloryMovies]

His last fucking words were “don’t touch her” and “are you okay?” And then they fucking executed him as he tried to protect his fellow citizen.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

This Minneapolis resident just said what everyone should be feeling right now:

“This started as a pretext about immigration and fraud… it’s WELL beyond that now.

It’s your 2nd Amendment, your 4th Amendment, your 6th Amendment.”

“We’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called the Constitution.”

Wake up. This isn’t just Minneapolis. It’s ALL of us.

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

Murder is actually too soft a word.

It was an execution.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Epstein clients arrested: 0

[jenn ◡̈ @jennmckay007]

You will never catch me having my head so far up a politicians ass that I lose all of my moral compass.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

They lie about the things we can all see clearly on video. Imagine what else they lie about.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Timberwolves held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti.

The second it ended, the arena erupted into loud “F*ck ICE!” chants.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

bitch @JDVance

[Waqas @worqas]

Good luck painting this extremely likable guy as a villain.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, THE COMMANDER OF THE GREATEST MILITARY ON EARTH, HAS BEEN BROKEN AND CRUSHED BY A LONE HECKLER. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 47!!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump’s Message To America:

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

FORD CAVED. TJ Sabula, the Ford employee who called Trump a “pedophile protecter,” has been suspended pending an investigation, per WaPo. He said he has “no regrets.” He deserves a medal for his patriotism.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Trump to American workers: