The Broox

One time I saw a bird.

[The Broox @TheBroox]

Yo @AEW I know the commentary team is stacked but could we please get @itsvedatime back? She was great in the women't tournament and on Dark. She would have been great calling The Hollywood Ending. Diverse perspectives on commentary only strengthens the product.

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.@elonmusk how does @realDonaldTrump's taint sweat taste?

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@BaristaRVA @CityRichmondVA The city's water system is not separated by district. It is all interconnected. What you are asking for makes no sense. You and your taps elevation in comparison to the reservoir will be the biggest determining factor followed by your distance from the reservoir.

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@emilykmay Have you seen the Rudy centric episode from Bob's Burgers last season? It is so good and shows how the strangeness of having divorced parents can affect a kid. It is only one of hundreds of Bob's Burgers episodes but FUCK did it stick with me.

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Just made my biggest donation ever to Wikipedia because @elonmusk can gargle my genitals.

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As a kid: "Imma go climb that tree while wearing my roller blades "

Now: "No I can't go for a run right now. Why? Because I am in my gym shorts. I need to go change first, obviously."

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Is Jesus a zombie, Y or N?

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Atlas shrugged and got scolded by his father for not responding with "yes sir" or "no sir".

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

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@xiaosun86 Because every problem needs to be met with a performative solution...

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@JohnnyT3ars @MalloryMcMorrow It is a public utility not a business you numpty. The government does not exist to turn a profit.

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@futchboyfriend Does the intentionality matter?

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@PlayRenegade Thats me!

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@StarRealms Are the Castle, Warlord and Finder promo cards that I purchased from the BGG store intended to be mixed into Rise of the Empire or traditional Star Realms?

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Quick question, how many insurance CEOs have been gunned down in the streets of countries with single-payer healthcare systems?

Zero you say.

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@Ayegill As in the real world people further down the distribution chain buy higher grade, cut it and then sell "more" than they bought. The more pure their source is the more they can stretch it. They are looking to sell the minimal amount that still gets their clients high.

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There is both a beauty and a bravery to getting back up when you know without a shadow of a doubt you are about to get knocked back down again.

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.