The Brown Line

Kimball to Loop…When I Feel Like It

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@JoeLustig1 @youbunchofmarks Better than me lighting up.

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@billcash3 Chill, bro

[You Bunch Of Marks @youbunchofmarks]

Looking like a Sunday morning in @TheBrownLine all up in here

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

I’m sorry I didn’t crush his creeper foot in the door. You have nothing to apologize for.
#cta #chicago #NotThatKindaFootlongSubway

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@phoenixchayse 🎶Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate...🎶

Wait. That’s advice for crazy trains. Like I’d take advice on sanity from a dude who bites heads off bats.

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

I regret nothing!
Go ahead and hide my recent silence, Twitter. That’ll show me what happens when I don’t offend people every single moment of my existence.
#CTA #BrownIsntDown #DeboostedButNotForgotten

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

I ask my riders to give priority seating to anyone having difficulty standing, unless they wanna be on crutches next.
#CTA #KathyBatesStyleHobbleYouJerks #Chicago

[cheers4chern @cheers4chern]

This is what it looks like to sit in the Priority Seating seat and “not notice” the woman with 2 crutches hobble by. She had to walk 3 seats in before someone got up and a woman yelled “CMON GUYS give her a seat”. @cta @TheBrownLine #Shame #Chicago

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

Good news: the shame started back in April 2014.

[David O'Connell @oconne95]

@cta @cheers4chern @TheBrownLine I can’t wait for this account to become a public shaming device for people to openly air their grievances against the CTA and fellow riders

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

Nirvana.

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@cheers4chern I lean towards, ‘dumb narcissistic assholes.’

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

Highlander Rules!
#CTA #Chicago #OneIsTheONLYistNumber

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

When I said Chicago rush hour was like a giant dumpster fire it wasn’t an elevator pitch, guys.
#CTA #CallMeNetflix #StillSearsTower

[Jeanette Hudson @JHudsontraffic]

Uh oh. Big fuel spill on Lower Wacker this morning at the Willis Tower loading dock. Dump truck hit a pole, 80+ gallons spilled. Everyone taking the Wacker/Franklin entrance from EB (Congress) Ida B Wells Dr forced to use Franklin or Upper Wacker instead.

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

Either @ChiPartyAunt’s fumes are more potent than usual, or Twitter is derailing my legacy by failing me so I can’t fail more of you.
But if I’m not tripping balls of sabotage, you left me. Doors open on the indignant right at How Very Dare You!
#CTA #CTAFails #INeedValidation

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

I set myself on fire. I don’t care about the cold. Or time, Canada Goose divas, that angry ghost at Sedgwick...I’ve had this job 111 years-“contracting” never freezes my pension track, Rahm. Don’t forget Snowpocalypse ‘14. Sedgwick Ghost hasn’t.
#CTA #PolarVortex2019 #Chicago

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

❄️ #PolarVortex2019: Crews set fires to keep train tracks from contracting as Chicago faces record low temperatures

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

Found my spirit animal. What? Spirit animals don’t have to be alive. I’m frozen, dead inside, &smell like the ghost of meat snacks past. Now welcome Steak-umm by sacrificing your single seat during rush hour to him alone. Delays eventually end, but beef stains are forever.
#CTA

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

gather around twitter for a tale, my beeflings. long before any of you were born and I was just a young frozen beef sheet, a darkness was spread across the lands by the wicked savory sorceress of onyx mountain. she was a cut above the rest and controlled the 5 known kingdoms

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

I never realized how many of you deleted your original tweets over the last few years. I thought we had something special, but you’re as unpredictable and cold as I am. I taught you well.
#CTA #Chicago #TheAudacity

[Daniel Thomas MacInnes @GhibliBlog]

I'm already working on the next wave of art & photography ebooks, based on Chicago's Brown Line, Roger Daltrey performing Tommy, a Keith Haring exhibit, and the Chicago Tribune Tower.

Details coming soon. I'm hoping to have them all out before Christmas.

#ebooks #art #photos

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

You can always count on spending many a shitty hour with me. Don’t worry about the technical podcast stuff-I’ve been recording you guys for years.
#CTA #Chicago #AlmostFamous

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@mollsabeth When I told them dead raccoons weren’t meant for...I didn’t mean...
*sigh*
I’m on it. It won’t happen again. (Hide ALL pigeons, please.)
#CTA #Chicago #CTAFails

[The Brown Line @TheBrownLine]

@classily_yours Or don’t even know it was a Nirvana *demo,* for ‘Stay Away.’ Not a separate song.
Amateurs.