TheBrownWelsh

Human bean with delusions of grandiose mediocrity. Words Mean Things.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAME BACK!! Sat by the window half-crying over a bowl of leftover curry beef noodles at 0300 I hear a scratch at the door and it's Ripley the got dang dog walking in like she doesn't look like Wet Dog Smell personified but OMFG I'M FULL CRYING RIGHT NOW GAH

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

Dog ran away tonight. After we spent hours taking turns walking\driving around the neighbourhood looking for her, I've resigned myself to laying on the couch next to an open window intermittently squeaking her favourite toy in the hopes she comes to the front door. I miss Ripley.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@emmettoconnell

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@RMcElhenney ...alright, might as well.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@smirkyC Possible #unpopularopinion; Damon Wayans Junior is my favourite Wayans.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@smirkyC I've never actually seen that show (don't think it aired in UK) but everyone I know in the US has an opinion on it. I should figure out a way to watch it.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

4yo: And now you get in the box.
Me: I won't fit in that box. I'm huge and it's tiny.
4yo: You could get smaller!
Me: How do you propose I do that?
4yo: If you eat less food you would get smaller?
Me: ...

#fuckyou #shitkidssay #weightlossjourney

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

#WFH is interesting.

Kid: Are you going to work all day so that you can make money and buy things for us?
Me: Yes, that's what I'm doing.
K: Our trash can is broken.
M: ...okay?
K: Trash can is broken, you need to buy a new one.
A: ...aight.
K: [struts off]

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@RMcElhenney @Wrexham_AFC @AviationGin As a Welshman living in the USA who adores both of you (and gin) - this is the weirdest timeline. Iechyd da!

@VancityReynolds

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

Tweeting for the first time in 3 years just to say...

💎👐🏼💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

HOLD, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUGGERS

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@BlakeYo I SHOWED YOU MY DICK, PLS RESPOND

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@TheBrownWelsh: I'm wearing women's suit pants, and I make them look *good*. #thingsyoucantbragabout

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

#3Dprinted CD-insert phone mount, because I keep breaking mounts via vigorous arm flailing… https://t.co/ucxZEjjmrL

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

My #morningrun tested the limits of my #sweatpants
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#PNW #Washingtonweather #fatguyfitness https://t.co/stLuLoU9lm

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

Every #actionmovie ever: "I don't have time to explain!" ... I really think if you just took a second you could. Like, 5-10 seconds max.

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

.@robkroese Your site lost me a bet with my dad over how many #MercurySeries books there are ಠ_ಠ (I take blame for forgetting 0.5 & 0.6)

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

#MRW my dog finally takes a piss at my parents place, but its on the graves of BOTH my childhood pets https://t.co/sw4GSeQoiF

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@robkroese Long time no Tweet! Just want to say I finally read #TheBigSheep; genuinely one of the best books I've read in the last decade.

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@NicGracia Cool cool cool, much appreciated. En route! @Yellowcard

[TheBrownWelsh @TheBrownWelsh]

@NicGracia Like, on stage or just nearby? We're around the corner getting drinks, don't wanna miss them come out! @Yellowcard