Isabelle Marie

I'm the coolest dog in the world. Really.

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

Huh?

http://t.co/yGl0bDvOWe

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

My ear is better, but now I have one floppy ear and one that always stands up. I look like I'm constantly hailing a cab. #WhiteGirlProblems

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

“@TheBugDog: It's my birthday, bitches! I'm 9. And still sexy. #CougarTown”

(dogs apparently can't read calendars.)

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

It's my birthday, bitches! I'm 9. And still sexy. #CougarTown

[Bug Dog Studios @BugDogStudios]

Episode 1 is up! We Only Talk About Everything with @educationisfun and @jimmylittle http://t.co/e2E2qrL iTunes link soon!

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

Apparently my account was taken over by a spambot. I've changed my password from "m!lkb0ne" and peed on the offenders' sofa.

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

Bad News: 7 teeth gone.

Good news: fantastic drugs. Painkillers are the best.

And, I get soft food for a week!

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

Road Trip to Boston for the #DearGenevieve show! I hope @jimmylittle lets me drive! Back to the homeland, yo! Up there, I'm just a terrier.

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

I was hoping for Winters Bone. Get it? Bone! And I'm a dog! #DogHumor #oscars

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

If Firth doesn't win, I'm killing a feral cat with my bare paws. #oscars

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

I could do a better job than Franco. And I'm a fucking dog. #oscars

[Isabelle Marie @TheBugDog]

@EducationIsFun @ArielleLisa Don't touch my cookies, or I'll chew your face off. Seriously.