Ryan Buxtonaut

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[Ryan Buxtonaut @TheBuxtonaut]

@bomani_jones Man's going to be the first player to end up on IR (Ringworm)

[Ryan Buxtonaut @TheBuxtonaut]

@callie_dude I'm pretty sure you can wash your hands with it as long as you're not getting ready to prep food or put anything in your body. Like, restaurants are allowed to let customers wash their hands with it as long there's soap. Just don't put wet fingers in your mouth.

[Richmond Department of Transformation @rvadotra]

2025 Richmond Snowpocalypse! While you might have the day off, snow is working hard to show us what a safer neighborhood street looks like. Share some snow tactical urbanism pics. #rvasneckdown #sneckdown

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Each and every fresh snow reveals how much we’ve over-designed our streets and roads for cars, making them faster and more dangerous, and how much space we could reclaim for people and public life.

We call them #sneckdowns. GIF via @otucis #sneckdown

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

It’s that time

[Ryan Buxtonaut @TheBuxtonaut]

@vonbeed A stupid solution to a stupid problem, but do you have any wireless phone chargers sitting around? Slap one of these on the bottom of that keyboard and just set it on the wireless charger when you're not using it.
https://t.co/2yYWXL528d

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@edsbs @JasonKirk_fyi Juice Robinson out here costing Bullet Club Gold the Egg Bowl

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@GoadGatsby Between this and setting off his friend's giant hat company, Brian Robinson seems like a real solid friend.

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@teevirus Find something you love as much Bobby Vincent hates the idea of even slightly inconveniencing drivers.

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@JeffVeillette Adidas did us wrong with the updates and I swear that's not just me being an old curmudgeon.

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@edsbs Do penalties count? I imagine at least once the pros are surprised at just how easily they get to the QB and kill me by accident. Roughing the passer is 15 yards.

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@peteymca Drove past a house today with Trump, Hung Cao, and Avula signs. Which was confusing for a split second.

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@BaddieGoth @kyle_ferriter @DavidZipper We absolutely do. Multiple states already have laws on the books for minitrucks that limit them to roads under 55MPH/not allowed on freeways.

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@MarshallSucks @DVDROTS @edsbs https://t.co/9zcoHbO9ev

[Ryan Buxtonaut @TheBuxtonaut]

@vonbeed The convenience factor of having a bunch of books not taking up space is definitely a plus, but real books are better. You haven't been missing much.

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@barry Between this and @edsbs Mongolia is slowly Mongolia-pilling us all one sportswriter at a time.

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@JeffVeillette I have a job to go to in the morning and I'm not trying to worry if the accountant across from me can keep his stick down.

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@JeffVeillette Say what you will about the usefulness of the SAT in America, but it at least gives you *somewhat* of an idea about at least your own levels of reading comprehension.

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@edsbs Fun fact: This is the same asshole that's been/being sued by Trump for claiming to be endorsed by him in an upcoming primary. Really hoping a meteor wipes out that debate stage.