TheCBDMom

Just a mom having fun! Lyme Warrior - Psoriatic Arthritis Fighter - CBD User - Homeschooling - Beach & RV Living Mom!

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

A game we play now allows you to link a Twitter account.... I will always know where my husband is

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

I spent 3 days convincing my daughter she wasn’t pregnant because her period didn’t show up on the day it was supposed to...

She’s 13 and she googled “getting pregnant without sex”

I want the people who answered YES on the first page of google to burn

#FASD

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

After many years being over here as The CBD Mom - sharing pain - sharing joys - I’ve moved myself over to @i2ihype where I am working on my #freelance business. I’d love to see y’all join me over there!

If you are a #spoonie looking to #wah - let’s talk!

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

So as a #spoonie with #ptsd - I have taken up #freelancing because I need to be able to adjust my schedule accordingly. One of my favorite things I’m doing is creating animated #bookcovers This was today’s job 💖 @fiverr https://t.co/P1JnB23rhG

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

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[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

I just did my tastebuds a favor with Flavor God. Try them with this 10% off link. You can thank me later! https://t.co/koYl09iUCX #

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

💗 Alright guys - 35% off everything in the store! I need to clean out what I have and would like to do that before I move my site.....🌟 What’s in stock and listed is what I have left! 🎉

No - again - I’m NOT going away - I am going to change my focus and HOW I market - but …

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

City of Myrtle Beach Planning and Zoning: Petition to amend zoning for tattoo shops in myrtle beach https://t.co/2GccEjIYXy via @Change

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Me: It’s too hot for pants - my class is online - they’ll never know!

Husband: That’s just wrong....

Me: NO PANTS!!!

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

My 12yr old finally understands why I don’t always pack everyone up, every day, to head to the pool.... she watched the 2yr old for 3 hours yesterday and was super stressed by the end and said “I have no idea how you do this EVERY DAY!” #mymissioniscomplete #momlife

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

I will miss watermelon season

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Thank you @BBT for alerting me to someone using my card at Walmart dot come last night! Easily 10 years with that card and first fraud 🤷🏻‍♀️ but reversed immediately and card disabled! #customerforlife

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

I guarantee I will never be a professional egg roll wrapper 😉 but I made the Buffalo Chicken Egg Rolls from @skinnytaste in the air fryer for dinner/snack/lunch!I guarantee I will never be a professional egg roll wrapper 😉 but I made the Buffalo Chicken Egg Rolls from @skinn…

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Here’s the front and an inside picture - so the purple can definitely been seen easily! Again $10 off coupon link in bio 😊Here’s the front and an inside picture - so the purple can definitely been seen easily! Again $10 off coupon link in bio 😊

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Totally fun purple hair for brown hair! @overtonecolor this was super easy - wasn’t super messy and smells AMAZING!!! Link for $10 off in bio guys because this stuff rocks - I’m even ordering my 12yr old blue because this is just beautiful & fun!Totally fun purple hair for …

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Some @oVertoneColor fun with my hair - this this is the purple for brown hair https://t.co/TFRjUN7AQz

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Me to the 2yr old: what is that you just stuck in your mouth?

2yr old turns head down because I can’t see him if he does that
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Me: spit it out

Toddler: B’ANA TA DA!! 🍌

He has a look of sheer excitement on his face as if he was expecting something else and won a prize 🎉

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

If you have ever watched Disney’s Puppy Pals and seen the one with the stupid “Play Fetch with Me” stick - I honestly think it’s extremely creepy..... I think they are secretly preparing kids for horror shows

[TheCBDMom @TheCBDMom]

Why? Just why? There’s already over 4 HOURS of stuff on Amazon Prime for this stuff....... I will not share with my grandson #babysharkWhy? Just why? There’s already over 4 HOURS of stuff on Amazon Prime for this stuff....... I will not share with my grandson #babyshark