Christopher

Low effort parody of a human being that complains occasionally (all the time)

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@ParallelRiker @Doomer_Armus Gas has to go somewhere and if nobody is trying to stop it… 💨

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@HQNewsNow So the response is that there will be no assurance that ICE will be held accountable for their actions and the free press is the enemy?

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@katya_zamo Whatever happened to the “masking” community. I saw a documentary ages ago and then forgot about it until this photo.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@katya_zamo I’m tall and subjectively a cute guy with dark curly pubes. I think you mean me despite not remembering being at The Abbey or even in California. Let me know.

[Wiener Dog 🇵🇸 @MoroseJerk]

It’s a fucking important question Steven!

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

Me waking up every morning.

[ARMUS Skin of Evil (parody) @Doomer_Armus]

@larissa_16_xxx I am the sexiest Star Trek character. I should be at the top of your list!

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

I’m ready for a new lineup of trash tv that just picks up on their lives 30-40 years later as though their characters naturally evolved from their storylines. Small Wonder. You can’t tell me that kid is a well adjusted adult with a robot sister who I presume is breaking down.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@katya_zamo We call it “bags”. I don’t know why and I acknowledge that it’s probably the pinnacle of unimaginative naming but corn hole just sounds awful.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@BasedMikeLee “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint” = Mormon and has significant fundamental differences. Non-Mormon Christians are taught that they’re not Christian and that it is a cult.

Anyways, aren’t you glad that the government got involved? Meanwhile atheism was erased.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx Taking this at face value I’d say this is a poor customer service response on the part of Best Buy. That being said, FedEx “admitted it” and you’re not saying that FedEx is the problem when their employee STOLE an order that Best Buy fully executed?! This is weird.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@bavedikian What vague motivational poster nonsense. I don’t know who this is but already doubt his experience with things being hard and stressful.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@RepJackKimble There’s irony in this statement that I think is lost on you. I think you’ve also not realized that the performers are understanding this to have become a deeply partisan event which is why they’re dropping out. The event doesn’t represent freedom. It represents MAGA.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

I think it goes without saying that this title applies broadly in addition to his physical health.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Something is deeply wrong with Donald Trump.

He’s covered in inexplicable marks and bruises, he falls asleep any time he’s in front of the camera. And to top it all off, he just went to Walter Reed Hospital this week for his “annual medical checkup”... for the third time this year.

People want answers.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Stephen Miller wasn't "born" as we traditionally think of it. He is actually the result of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vomiting up a hairball after eating a dead possum he found beside the Hudson River during a heroin binge in 1974.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@cptdankkk Is this the same guy that hasn’t innovated anything since creating the most widespread data mining and public manipulation network?

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@Jackkk @mcuban I remember being gaslit as a kid about how we’re supposed to invest in companies that we believe in and watch our investment grow. Now I understand that it’s mostly just a complicated a shell game.

[Christopher @TheCHowes]

@mcuban @calisurfsup I don’t think employer provided status or number of employees should be relevant here and the fact that it is relevant is really messed up. Insurance companies should be required to offer their employees only the worst option that they sell others.